Friday, December 30, 2011

RAGEQUIT: I Suck at Street Fighter (And So Do You!)

I'm not going to pretend I have much in common with the average Street Fighter fan.

For me, there's magic in those games, but it only has so much to do with frames of animation.
The movement of characters is special, to be sure, but for me, it's everything that's implied in the placement of feet and the trajectory of acting limbs, rather than the hitboxes they connect with, or the executive distances they create. I love the mythos of Street Fighter -- the stories that exist in and out of the games, intertwined with the visuals and conceptuals present in even the most rudimentary edition, which builds a legend sufficient to elevate a white suited karate man far beyond the generic three-letter name he's given.

To distance myself even further from the average player, I'm not all that enamored with online play.
Don't get me wrong. I understand the differences and appeal of going toe-to-toe with a human opponent (as opposed to CPU), but there's a convenience in the disposable exchange between machine and man, complimented by the fact that I actually enjoy the cutscenes and glimpses of story, have a generally poor internet connection, and very rarely master my games to any discernable degree. Or so I thought...


To really underline my level of skill (or lack thereof), I'll boldly admit to being completely incapable of executing a combo or super on command. I'm relatively ignorant to the ins and outs of tournament competition, but I'm pretty sure this instantly ranks me in the bottom echelon of prospective opponents. Well aware of this fact, I'll gladly do my best to trade pugilistic strategies, comfortable in the knowledge that I'll probably lose miserably. That's fine.

With obvious shortcomings in mind, however, imagine my surprise, when venturing online, to discover myself beating opponents! To their level of quality and stature, I cannot speak. The mere act of challenging someone with a noteworthy score was enough to render me surprised, beating them was an enjoyable bonus. Of course, I was surprised -- and ultimately enraged by a string of second round 'lost connection to host' conclusions (playing Street Fighter IV original), again and again.

Despite my initial suspicions based on timing, I gather the loss of host connection is actually a legitimate, impartial practical breakdown, and not a strategy to retain a solid win-loss record. I can begrudgingly accept that, particularly as my internet connection is less than spectacular, and I was knowingly entering into battles with a red graded connection probably located somewhere far, far away.

Switching to the abundantly titled Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition, I figured I might have more success, finding local opponents on the more recent and more populated title. To a modest degree, I was right. Believing this would improve my sparse win-loss record on the original was my first mistake, however. Which brings us to this blog, which is essentially a long and laborious howling deathcry from a gamer unwilling to risk the damage inherent in furiously hurling his controls at the screen like a spiteful hadouken.


Officially, after a handful of dominant ranked matches, my record is 0-0. I have 0 player points.

To date, I haven't suffered a lost connection to host on SSFIVAE. Instead, the enraging indignity of quite explicitly confirmed quits by opponents has been my fate. Quits from ranked matches, which, I surely would have assumed would result in a default win for me (I was leading comfortably, any way), with points awarded accordingly.

This, of course, is wrong.

The reason for these forfeits was eloquently summed up in my first ever received "troll" message since playing online -- "laggy bitch," the subject. No content required. Laggy bitch. Laggy bitch with a clearly labelled connection quality of orange. Laggy bitch with a clearly labelled connection quality of orange, colour coded so any moron can instantly see if this is a fight he might like to avoid, based on ability to perform under lag. Laggy bitch with a colour coded connection any moron can instantly read, who was dominating the fight.

Suffice it to say that the lag was a fairly minimal, only occasional half second pause.
Compared to my red graded SFIV experiences, it was actually probably a little bit worse than I would expected of a newer game. Even so, it was hardly enough to interrupt the flowm, easily managed with a shred of anticipation shared mutually between two players.

In closing, I posit that it is you who is the bitch!
You and everyone like you, whose game can so easily be thrown off by the merest presence of latency! You, whose skills are so utterly underwhelming, you took a C-grade whooping before quitting like a whiney little bitch! You, who by any other measure, was defeated! You, who clearly sucks based on the rudimentary limitations of your skills! You, who can go screw!

Game Over!

After defeating Seth, Mike takes control of the S.I.N laboratory and uses their hi-tech facilities to play online. With a spectacular connection and almost no lag to speak of, he is swiftly handed his own arse, relegated with embarrassing efficiency.

Original Post: http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=9093708

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

iChart 100: Year 5 Concludes

#1 [929] William Ørbit - Cavalleria Rusticana (--)
#2 [893] William Ørbit - In A Landscape (--)
#3 [880] William Ørbit - Ogive Number I (--)
#4 [840] William Ørbit - L'Inverno (--)
#5 [838] William Ørbit - Pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte (--)
#6 [820] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style 3 (--)
#7 [817] William Ørbit - Triple Concerto (--)
#8 [815] William Ørbit - Xerxes (--)
#9 [790] William Ørbit - Adagio for Strings (--)
#10 [761] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style I (--)
#11 [739] William Ørbit - Opus I32 (+2)
#12 [660] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Bad Dog (-1)
#13 [628] Way Out West - Pulse of Life (-1)
#14 [628] CocoRosie - Rainbowarriors (--)
#15 [563] CoLD SToRAGE - Body in Motion (--)
#16 [547] Thom Yorke - Analyse (--)
#17 [520] Björk - Mouths Cradle (--)
#18 [512] Underworld - Two Months Off (Radio Edit) (--)
#19 [511] Vangelis - Love Theme from Bladerunner (--)
#20 [505] Moby - My Weakness (--)
#21 [477] Björk - Who Is It (Carry My Joy on the Left, Carry My Pain on the Right) (+1)
#22 [473] CoLD SToRAGE - Cold Comfort (-1)
#23 [450] William Ørbit - Barber's Adagio for Strings (Ferry Corsten Remix) (+2)
#24 [450] Sasha - Wavy Gravy (+1)
#25 [438] PNAU - Journey Agent (+1)
#26 [433] Bodyrox feat. Luciana - Yeah Yeah (D. Ramirez Radio Edit) (-2)
#27 [428] Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You (Radio Edit) (+2)
#28 [428] Björk - Submarine (-1)
#29 [422] Groove Terminator - Losing Ground (-1)
#30 [418] The Future Sound of London - Papua New Guinea (+3)
#31 [411] Groove Zone - Eisbaer (Extended Mix) (-1)
#32 [408] Pendulum - Coma (+3)
#33 [396] Intermix - Mantra (-2)
#34 [392] CoLD SToRAGE - Cairodrome (-2)
#35 [389] Gustav - Genua (+1)
#36 [387] Madonna - Frozen (-2)
#37 [384] Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation) (--)
#38 [376] 808 State - Pacific (808:98) (+7)
#39 [376] Moby - Bodyrock (Hybrid's Bodyshock Remix) (+7)
#40 [375] Supreme Beings of Leisure - Strangelove Addiction (-2)
#41 [372] Moby - Porcelain (Clubbed to Death Version by Rob Dougan) (-2)
#42 [372] Einsturzende Neubauten - Blume (+7)
#43 [369] Faithless - We Come 1 (-3)
#44 [368] Hot Chip - Over and Over (-3)
#45 [362] Luke Slater - Stars and Heroes (+5)
#46 [359] Moby - Memory Gospel (+10)
#47 [359] Cassius - Toop Toop (-5)
#48 [359] Björk - Desired Constellation (-1)
#49 [357] Radiohead - Videotape (-6)
#50 [355] UNKLE - Lonely Soul (-6)
#51 [354] William Ørbit - Water From a Vine Leaf (+4)
#52 [347] Björk - Vokuro (+2)
#53 [347] Björk - Pleasure is all Mine (--)
#54 [346] Pet Shop Boys - Miracles (Radio Edit) (+5)
#55 [344] Björk - Visur Vatnsenda-Rósu (-7)
#56 [342] Madonna - Drowned World/Substitute For Love (-5)
#57 [341] Gerling - Enter, Space Capsule (Radio Disko Edit) (+4)
#58 [339] Joe Jackson - Steppin Out (-6)
#59 [333] Console - 14 Zero Zero (-2)
#60 [332] b(if)tek feat. Julee Cruise - Wired for Sound (-2)
#61 [326] DJ Krush - Dig This Vibe (-1)
#62 [323] Underworld - Born Slippy (Nuxx) (+13)
#63 [323] Groove Armada - Dusk, You & Me (+4)
#64 [318] UNKLE - Rabbit in your Headlights (+6)
#65 [318] Orbital - Petrol (+7)
#66 [317] Moby - Flying Foxes (+13)
#67 [317] Orbital - Halcyon (7" Version) (+1)
#68 [317] Sash! - Chill Out No. 1 (-6)
#69 [317] Peter Bjorn & John - Young Folks (-6)
#70 [315] b(if)tek - 3 Seconds of Her (+8)
#71 [314] Björk - Joga (+15)
#72 [312] Faithless - Drifting Away [Paradiso Mix] (--)
#73 [312] The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be (-9)
#74 [310] Joy Division - Atmosphere (+7)
#75 [309] Pet Shop Boys - I Don't Know What You Want but I Can't Give it Anymore (-10)
#76 [307] Björk - Triumph of a Heart (-10)
#77 [306] Ratty - Sunrise (Here I Am) (+3)
#78 [306] Moby - ARP (-1)
#79 [306] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Pulse (-3)
#80 [305] Björk - Oceania (+5)
#81 [304] Daft Punk - Veridis Quo (+3)
#82 [304] Rui Da Silva feat. Cassandra - Touch Me (Radio Edit) (+1)
#83 [301] Hybrid - Finished Symphony (-14)
#84 [297] Moby - Natural Blues (-10)
#85 [295] CoLD SToRAGE - Messij Received (-12)
#86 [291] Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) (+1)
#87 [291] Sash! feat. Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times (+11)
#88 [286] The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (+11)
#89 [286] Hot Chip - Grubbs (-7)
#90 [283] Joanna Newsom - Sprout and the Bean (RE)
#91 [279] Chicane feat. Bryan Adams - Don't Give Up (+9)
#92 [278] Rob Dougan - Nothing at All (+1)
#93 [278] The KLF - 3AM Eternal (new)
#94 [275] The KLF - Last Train to Trancentral (-4)
#95 [273] Pet Shop Boys - Can You Forgive Her? (-3)
#96 [273] Faithless - Salva Mea [Way Out West Remix] (-8)
#97 [271] The Chemical Brothers - The Test (-8)
#98 [269] Hybrid - If I Survive (-2)
#99 [269] The KLF - What Time is Love? (new)
#100 [269] Groove Armada - Inside My Mind (Blue Skies) (RE)

Monday, December 12, 2011

Running the Asylum: Lessons Learned from Batman

Adrift in the white noise of what seems to be generally good feelings about the now passed Bat-sequel; I must confess to having almost no knowledge of, or experience with, Arkham City. Amidst rumors of yet another expansion toward something along the lines of an 'Arkham World,' I feel some reticence toward any assertion that these are the greatest games the comics-to-gaming world has, and will ever see, but the point remains -- Rocksteady did make some very good games!

Personally, I've never been a big believer in writing off titles simply because they're derived from something else. The world has undeniably seen its fair share of hideous adaptations, but that blanket attitude has done more than lead many a soul to miss a hidden gem, canonizing an opinion as fact to such an extent as to condemn an entire sub-genre, by consensus, and by self-fulfilling production. At least, that's the theory. A brand as powerful as Batman can be counted on to fight through just about any prejudice (for the time being), and there are always the unwashed masses who buy even the most reviled adaptations, if they're within Wal-reach and the price is Wal-right.

As much as I'd love to spend time sharing my take on consumer wisdom, a more interesting, if equally dismaying point, has taken my fancy. It's a subject intertwined with a good deal of blogging I've done on 1UP over the past couple years, but is the kind of boneheaded, blisteringly obvious point that bares constant repeating, if only because it hasn't been adopted as a widely accepted truth: games should reference the source.


I suppose the implication of "referencing the source" is a project that intends to make use of the parent license, and if you're making use of a license from comic books, then your focus is primarily to reference design and ideas.

Games have never completely abandoned their penchant for storytelling, but for a while there, it seemed there might actually be a conceited push to get away from inconveniences such as plot, motivation, and other things that don't always accomodate a grey-brown palette and running and gunning. Comics can do both, as famous for their face pounding superheroes as they are their elaborate literature of pictures and words. Batman: Arkham Asylum brought The Dark Knight Detective's chops to both arenas, improving upon the motion of being the ultimate hero, as well as the poetry of his world. I've got my issues with both areas, but for all intents and purposes, the success of Asylum was an important moment for everyone to take note of -- and they clearly have.

Warner Bros. Montreal (via MTV Splash Page) inspired this blog by citing the current Batman games, as well as Activision's now classic Spider-man for the PlayStation, as the contemporary standard for this type of product. It's the kind of no brainer statement that makes me a little sad for the need to say it, but pleased that the right people are reaching the right conclusions, however late. As they prepare to tackle other properties from the DC Comics pantheon, they note, "They were just taking that really rich fiction from the comic books and exploring the characters. It's not about hitting the movie date or some arbitrary date – it was giving the game the time it needs to be successful and really just concentrating on the quality of it."

It's worth remembering that Batman: Arkham Asylum -- one of the games of 2009 -- emerged as a belated, unofficial compliment to one of the films of 2008 - The Dark Knight. The film influence can be found in elements of the close quarters fighting, or the steady orchestral drone of score that occasionally swells during play, but it was otherwise a surprising shift away from the direct adaptation that was met with mixed reviews for Batman Begins. For a time, a Dark Knight game was reported and assumed, but in the end, through design or inadvertent juggling, we got something much better, sourced from the comics (with a smattering of other references).

Consider for a moment that Arkham Asylum had the all-black costume of the movie Batman, and revolved around a slightly different plot, and you might appreciate the importance of recognising that games based on popular movies don't necessarily need to fail. Activision's development of the Spider-man universe arguably peaked with Spider-man 2, the second film sequel that gave the wall crawler a complete city (with streets and select interiors), and added new complexity to the act of web-slinging. Of those first four games, divded evenly between comics and films, each sequel improved upon the experience of its predecessor.

Where movie-based games are most immediately prone to fail is in the storytelling department. Personally, I think it goes without saying that a game that literally retells the plot of a movie, even with occasional insertions, is going to fall short, however ironic that might be. It's a redundancy that isn't completely without virtue, but typically has all the charm and intrigue of a second-hand account of last night's cinema trip from your parents, whose droning confusion equates to scene-extended fetch quests and time trial chase sequences. If your parents are anything like mine, it probably also rings true that the notation of a familiar actor (or character) takes precedent over anything even remotely relating to the film -- but I digress...

 

It's my hope that, if nothing else, superhero video games can learn valuable lessons from the success of the Batman games, but it's no sure thing. Batman has often been a brand to lead the way down a golden path, only to have it soiled by hamfisted misinterpretations.

Anyone partaking in the online sport of mocking nineties comics (and folks like Rob Liefeld) would probably like to trace their bombastic, grit-toothed origins to the grim 'n' gritty explosion led by iconic eighties matter like The Dark Knight Returns -- a tome expected to play key to influencing Christopher Nolan's 2012 blockbuster, The Dark Knight Rises. Nolan himself has been the source of widespread mediocrity, empowering a terrifying trend of brainless franchise remakes that extends to video games, and coincides with new products that share a skewed, misguided influence taken from the "realistic" Bat-reboots. Even DC hasn't been immune, bungling their way to one of the flops of the decade, the glowing missed opportunity of Green Lantern, which attempted to combine ideals of the successful Batman and Iron Man franchises with insulting results.

Even as we speak, a designer or publisher somewhere in the world is contemplating ways to recreate the success of the Arkham games with no appreciation for how a product was arrived at. Accounts from those that ventured there give the impression it was the mechanical formula of the Arkham series that gave motion to a lacklustre film tie-in based on Captain America. It certainly seemed to be that type of affair, not quite worth the dollars to find out [consumer beats commentator].

Unfortunately, some of these more shallow, corporate-driven trends have infiltrated the comics themselves. If you know about the heavily publicized DC Comics "New 52" reboot, you know that the four-colour format is as fickle as ever, prone to ditching its history at the first sign of digital sales (to a degree), contrary to old wisdom. With worlds that demand reason to fill the far reaching corners of an ever expanding sandbox, I like to think video games have the opportunity to take the best from the Batman lesson, doing as the comics haven't by making a sales pitch of a rich and involving universe.

Arkham Asylum makes a meal of all available materials, borrowing iconic thrills from comics like Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth and Arkham Asylum: Living Hell, while also picking up on colourful strands from scary places like 1997's reviled Schumacher film, Batman & Robin. The story isn't a dense tome of text and cut scenes, but often that's the intended meaning of good storytelling, remembering the importance to acknowledge medium, genre and any other influences that might shape a story. Things fell apart at the end of Arkham Asylum, but for the most part, there was a servicable effort to make all that trapsing seem pretty worthwhile, at least while it was happening. By referencing the comics, it ensured the entire affair was as visually and conceptually interesting as it should be, unbound in ways the films, by their own choice, haven't always been.

The films have a similar strong foundation in the comics, owing much to stories like Batman: Year One and Batman: Dark Victory. With that in mind, the lesson of Batman's many successes should almost certainly be one of respect for the source, rather than dollar-signs-in-the-eyes that might suggest any Batman is good Batman. It's an endorsement of the influence of the original, just as Warner Bros. Montreal profess.

Meandering to a blog conclusion, I think back to the turn-of-the-decade phenomenon of The Matrix. The 1999 breakout hit brought Hong Kong wirework to the Hollywood fore and similarly endorsed the ideals of a comic book and anime audience, steeped in expansive universes and interesting concepts, bolstered by graphic design. Famously left to the devices of the Wachowski siblings who put the pieces together (in distant Australia), the film was a landmark endorsement of the creator, confirming the action-packed auteur theory that offered a gateway to the superheroes who've taken over that ideaspace (for better or worse).

Let's just hope things end better for Batman.

Saturday, October 01, 2011

iChart 100: 2011 Q3 - Year 5

#1 [781] William Ørbit - Cavalleria Rusticana (--)
#2 [744] William Ørbit - In A Landscape (--)
#3 [741] William Ørbit - Ogive Number I (--)
#4 [702] William Ørbit - L'Inverno (+1)
#5 [697] William Ørbit - Pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte (+3)
#6 [696] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style 3 (-2)
#7 [686] William Ørbit - Triple Concerto (--)
#8 [681] William Ørbit - Xerxes (+2)
#9 [638] William Ørbit - Adagio for Strings (+4)
#10 [638] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style I (+2)
#11 [623] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Bad Dog (-2)
#12 [623] Way Out West - Pulse of Life (-6)
#13 [620] William Ørbit - Opus I32 (+2)
#14 [619] CocoRosie - Rainbowarriors (-3)
#15 [559] CoLD SToRAGE - Body in Motion (-1)
#16 [546] Thom Yorke - Analyse (--)
#17 [520] Björk - Mouths Cradle (--)
#18 [501] Underworld - Two Months Off (Radio Edit) (--)
#19 [487] Vangelis - Love Theme from Bladerunner (+1)
#20 [479] Moby - My Weakness (-1)
#21 [447] CoLD SToRAGE - Cold Comfort (+2)
#22 [447] Björk - Who Is It (Carry My Joy on the Left, Carry My Pain on the Right) (-1)
#23 [441] Sasha - Wavy Gravy (-1)
#24 [432] Bodyrox feat. Luciana - Yeah Yeah (D. Ramirez Radio Edit) (--)
#25 [428] William Ørbit - Barber's Adagio for Strings (Ferry Corsten Remix) (--)
#26 [417] PNAU - Journey Agent (+1)
#27 [416] Björk - Submarine (-1)
#28 [406] Groove Terminator - Losing Ground (+2)
#29 [406] Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You (Radio Edit) (-1)
#30 [393] Groove Zone - Eisbaer (Extended Mix) (+1)
#31 [393] Intermix - Mantra (-2)
#32 [391] CoLD SToRAGE - Cairodrome (--)
#33 [387] The Future Sound of London - Papua New Guinea (+14)
#34 [383] Madonna - Frozen (-1)
#35 [382] Pendulum - Coma (--)
#36 [381] Gustav - Genua (-2)
#37 [377] Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation) (-1)
#38 [372] Supreme Beings of Leisure - Strangelove Addiction (-1)
#39 [364] Moby - Porcelain (Clubbed to Death Version by Rob Dougan) (-1)
#40 [362] Faithless - We Come 1 (--)
#41 [361] Hot Chip - Over and Over (-2)
#42 [358] Cassius - Toop Toop (-1)
#43 [356] Radiohead - Videotape (-1)
#44 [354] UNKLE - Lonely Soul (-1)
#45 [352] 808 State - Pacific (808:98) (+9)
#46 [350] Moby - Bodyrock (Hybrid's Bodyshock Remix) (+6)
#47 [346] Björk - Desired Constellation (-1)
#48 [344] Björk - Visur Vatnsenda-Rósu (+1)
#49 [344] Einsturzende Neubauten - Blume (-5)
#50 [343] Luke Slater - Stars and Heroes (+5)
#51 [342] Madonna - Drowned World/Substitute For Love (--)
#52 [339] Joe Jackson - Steppin Out (-4)
#53 [339] Björk - Pleasure Is All Mine (-8)
#54 [337] Björk - Vokuro (-4)
#55 [336] William Ørbit - Water from a Vine Leaf (+3)
#56 [334] Moby - Memory Gospel (--)
#57 [333] Console - 14 Zero Zero (--)
#58 [332] b(if)tek feat. Julee Cruise - Wired for Sound (-5)
#59 [329] Pet Shop Boys - Miracles (Radio Edit) (+3)
#60 [326] DJ Krush - Dig This Vibe (+1)
#61 [326] Gerling - Enter, Space Capsule (Radio Disko Edit) (-1)
#62 [317] Sash! - Chill Out No. 1 (+2)
#63 [317] Peter Bjorn & John - Young Folks (-4)
#64 [312] The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be (-1)
#65 [309] Pet Shop Boys - I Don't Know What You Want but I Can't Give it Anymore (--)
#66 [307] Björk - Triumph of a Heart (+3)
#67 [303] Groove Armada - Dusk, You & Me (+17)
#68 [301] Orbital - Halcyon (7" Version) (-2)
#69 [299] Hybrid - Finished Sympathy (+6)
#70 [297] UNKLE - Rabbit in your Headlights (--)
#71 [297] Orbital - Petrol (-4)
#72 [295] Faithless - Drifting Away [Paradiso Mix] (-1)
#73 [295] CoLD SToRAGE - Messij Received (-1)
#74 [295] Moby - Natural Blues (-6)
#75 [294] Underworld - Born Slippy (Nuxx) (-2)
#76 [292] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Pulse (+5)
#77 [291] Moby - ARP (-3)
#78 [291] b(if)tek - 3 Seconds of Her (--)
#79 [287] Moby - Flying Foxes (-2)
#80 [286] Ratty - Sunrise (Here I Am) (+4)
#81 [286] Joy Division - Atmosphere (+2)
#82 [285] Hot Chip - Grubbs (-3)
#83 [282] Rui Da Silva feat. Cassandra - Touch Me (Radio Edit) (-7)
#84 [281] Daft Punk - Veridis Quo (RE)
#85 [280] Björk - Oceania (-3)
#86 [278] Björk - Joga (+11)
#87 [276] Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) (-2)
#88 [273] Faithless - Salva Mea (Way Out West Remix) (+1)
#89 [271] The Chemical Brothers - The Test (-1)
#90 [269] The KLF - Last Train to Trancentral (new)
#91 [267] CoLD SToRAGE - Onyx (-5)
#92 [266] Pet Shop Boys - Can You Forgive Her? (-1)
#93 [266] Rob Dougan - Nothign At All (+3)
#94 [266] UNKLE - Unreal (-4)
#95 [265] Radiohead - 15 Step (-8)
#96 [263] Hybrid - If I Survive (RE)
#97 [262] Smash 'N' Grab - Drive Me Crazy (+1)
#98 [260] Sash! feat. Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times (+2)
#99 [260] The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (-7)
#100 [257] Chicane feat. Bryan Adams - Don't Give Up (-5)

Monday, July 04, 2011

iChart 100: 2011 Q2 - Year 5

#1 [687] William Ørbit - Cavalleria Rusticana (--)
#2 [649] William Ørbit - In A Landscape (--)
#3 [648] William Ørbit - Ogive Number I (--)
#4 [620] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style 3 (+2)
#5 [617] William Ørbit - L'Inverno (+2)
#6 [614] Way Out West - Pulse of Life (-2)
#7 [606] William Ørbit - Triple Concerto (+2)
#8 [601] William Ørbit - Pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte (+2)
#9 [595] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Bad Dog (-4)
#10 [593] William Ørbit - Xerxes (+1)
#11 [592] CocoRosie - Rainbowarriors (-3)
#12 [555] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style I (+2)
#13 [551] William Ørbit - Adagio for Strings (+3)
#14 [542] CoLD SToRAGE - Body in Motion (-1)
#15 [541] William Ørbit - Opus I32 (--)
#16 [537] Thom Yorke - Analyse (-4)
#17 [511] Björk - Mouths Cradle (--)
#18 [477] Underworld - Two Months Off (Radio Edit) (--)
#19 [473] Moby - My Weakness (+1)
#20 [463] Vangelis - Love Theme from Bladerunner (-1)
#21 [439] Björk - Who Is It (Carry My Joy on the Left, Carry My Pain on the Right) (--)
#22 [429] Sash - Wavy Gravy (+2)
#23 [428] CoLD SToRAGE - Cold Comfort (-1)
#24 [414] Bodyrox feat. Luciana - Yeah Yeah (D. Ramirez Radio Edit) (-1)
#25 [400] William Ørbit - Barber's Adagio for Strings (Ferry Corsten Remix) (+3)
#26 [399] Björk - Submarine (-1)
#27 [392] PNAU - Journey Agent (-1)
#28 [389] Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You (+3)
#29 [383] Intermix - Mantra (-2)
#30 [381] Groove Terminator - Losing Ground (-1)
#31 [373] Groove Zone - Eisbaer (Extended Mix) (+5)
#32 [373] CoLD SToRAGE - Cairodrome (-2)
#33 [372] Madonna - Frozen (-1)
#34 [372] Gustav - Genua (-1)
#35 [368] Pendulum - Coma (-1)
#36 [361] Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation) (-1)
#37 [358] Supreme Beings of Leisure - Strangelove Addiction (+3)
#38 [353] Moby - Porcelain (Clubbed to Death Version by Rob Dougan) (+1)
#39 [350] Hot Chip - Over and Over (-2)
#40 [348] Faithless - We Come 1 (+5)
#41 [346] Cassius - Toop Toop (-3)
#42 [342] Radiohead - Videotape (-1)
#43 [340] UNKLE - Lonely Soul (-1)
#44 [335] Einsturzende Neubauten - Blume (-1)
#45 [333] Björk - Pleasure is all Mine (+1)
#46 [332] Björk - Desired Constellation (-2)
#47 [331] The Future Sound of London - Papua New Guinea (--)
#48 [330] Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out (--)
#49 [330] Björk - Visur Vatnsenda-Rósu (--)
#50 [328] Björk - Vokuro (+6)
#51 [327] Madonna - Drowned World/Substitute For Love (+4)
#52 [324] Moby - Bodyrock (Hybrid's Bodyshock Remix) (-2)
#53 [323] b(if)tek feat. Julee Cruise - Wired For Sound (-1)
#54 [321] 808 State - Pacific (808:98) (+4)
#55 [320] Luke Slater - Stars and Heroes (-4)
#56 [319] Moby - Memory Gospel (-2)
#57 [318] Console - 14 Zero Zero (-4)
#58 [314] William Ørbit - Water From a Vine Leaf (+7)
#59 [310] Peter Bjorn & John - Young Folks (-2)
#60 [310] Gerling - Enter, Space Capsule (Radio Disko Edit) (+2)
#61 [306] DJ Krush - Dig This Vibe (-2)
#62 [304] Pet Shop Boys - Miracles (Radio Edit) (-2)
#63 [301] The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be (-2)
#64 [300] Sash! - Chillout No. 1 (-1)
#65 [297] Pet Shop Boys - I Don't Know What You Want but I Can't Give it Anymore (-1)
#66 [292] Orbital - Halcyon (7" Version) (+3)
#67 [291] Orbital - Petrol (-1)
#68 [287] Moby - Natural Blues (--)
#69 [287] Björk - Triumph of a Heart (-2)
#70 [282] UNKLE - Rabbit in Your Headlights (+1)
#71 [282] Faithless - Drifting Away [Paradiso Mix] (+1)
#72 [280] CoLD SToRAGE - Messij Received (-2)
#73 [275] Underworld - Born Slippy (Nuxx) (+12)
#74 [275] Moby - ARP (-1)
#75 [275] Hybrid - Finished Symphony (+1)
#76 [273] Rui Da Silva feat. Cassandra - Touch Me (Radio Edit) (-2)
#77 [273] Moby - Flying Foxes (-2)
#78 [272] b(if)tek - 3 Seconds of Her (+6)
#79 [269] Hot Chip - Grubbs (-2)
#80 [268] Groove Armada - Dusk, You & Me (+7)
#81 [268] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Pulse (-2)
#82 [266] Björk - Oceania (-4)
#83 [264] Joy Division - Atmosphere (+14)
#84 [261] Ratty - Sunrise (Here I Am) (-4)
#85 [260] Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) (-4)
#86 [258] CoLD SToRAGE - Onyx (-4)
#87 [258] Radiohead - 15 Step (-4)
#88 [257] The Chemical Brothers - The Test (+12)
#89 [256] Faithless - Salva Mea (Way Out West Remix) (-3)
#90 [255] UNKLE - Unreal (RE)
#91 [254] Pet Shop Boys - Can You Forgive Her? (+3)
#92 [251] The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (-3)
#93 [251] The Beta Band - Space Beatle (-5)
#94 [250] Groove Armada - Inside My Mind (Blue Skies) (new)
#95 [250] Chicance feat. Bryan Adams - Don't Give Up (RE)
#96 [249] Rob Dougan - Nothing At All (new)
#97 [248] Björk - Joga (new)
#98 [248] Smash 'N' Grab - Drive Me Crazy (-8)
#99 [246] Luke Slater - Grace (-3)
#100 [246] Sash! feat. Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times (-5)

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 04/24

#1 Edge [--] (17-1-1) (WWE)
For the tenth week running, Edge remains in the statistical top spot on The Kayfabe Countdown, a fact inevitably finite due to his retirement last week. Some of the fun of watching wrestling from this unique perspective will now be seeing who WWE calls upon to replace their most dominant star of 2011! Earlier in the year it seemed Alberto Del Rio (#4) would be the man whose destiny was to be the most winning star in WWE, but now Randy Orton (#3) has taken that confidence. Rey Mysterio (#2) is most poised to do it, taking the fan-favourite second tier that saw Kofi Kingston (#21) overtake Big Show (#8) in 2010, but with injuries brewing there, he probably won't have the distance. Plus, Orton's got the ticket to ride as long as he sits second to John Cena (#41) and Miz (#18), with goons aplenty to run over.

Sin Cara (#68) went 2-0 with a tag victory alongside Cena in an elevation of his credibility as a major signing. Going against The Miz and Alex Riley (#130) was probably a safer scenario for the sometimes stumbling star than Primo Colon (#64), who helped him train in the WWE style, but bungled crucial spots on his first in-ring debut on RAW a week or so ago.
#2 [--] Rey Mysterio (13-6-0) (WWE)
#3 [--] Randy Orton (12-6-0) (WWE)
#4 [--] Alberto Del Rio (11-7-2) (WWE)
#5 [--] Santino Marella (11-10-0) (WWE)
#6 [+1] Robert Roode (9-0-0O) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#7 [+1] James Storm (9-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#8 [RE] Big Show (9-5-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champion]
#9 [--] Eve Torres (9-5-0) (WWE)
#10 [-1] Justin Gabriel (9-9-0) (WWE)

#1 [--] Robert Roode & James Storm (9-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (7-6-0) (WWE)
#3 [--] Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (6-6-0) (WWE)
#4 [+1] Big Show & Kane (5-0-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champions]
#5 [+1] Sarita & Rosita (5-1-0) (TNA) [Knockouts Tag Team Champions]
#6 [-2] Layla & Michelle McCool (5-3-0) (WWE)
#7 [--] Angelina Love & Winter (3-2-0) (TNA)
#8 [--] Shannon Moore & Jesse Neal (3-2-0) (TNA)
#9 [--] Edge & Randy Orton (2-0-0) (WWE)
#10 [--] John Morrison & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records, based on televised matches from WWE and TNA 2011 broadcasts. At present, they includes TNA: Impact!, WWE: RAW, WWE: Smackdown, and monthly Pay-Per-View events. 

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 04/17

#1 Edge [--] (17-1-1) (WWE)
[World Heavyweight Champion]

It was a shocking announcement, but apparently legit: Edge has retired! First impressions were to wonder if the whole thing wasn't just a work, but the sincerity of the delivery made it difficult to argue. Even beyond the obvious immediate symptoms of numbness that Edge had been apparently dealing with -- I wasn't aware of the severity of Edge's injuries. Having my interests distanced from major league wrestling during his rise to the main event (circa 2005-2008), I must have surely missed some of his biggest injuries, and that might have pushed the negativity of my feelings toward Edge further than necessary.

I've often been critical of the low impact nature of Edge's moves. I prefer more grappling than his typical low-contact series of glancing drops and adjacent slips, but now that I know he once broke his neck, I can be a lot more forgiving of that. I wonder if calls for his guaranteed Hall of Fame entry aren't a little generous. I still don't believe he was worthy of the list of accolades he obtained in a rapidfire of very short years. I think he is a figure who helped usher in some of the ugliest years for World Wrestling Entertainment and its top championship belts, but I also feel it is a great shame that he has had to retire, and that he sustained these severe injuries that I previously had no knowledge of. The silver lining to all of this is WWE's Wellness Policy, and the fact that the tests it includes might have protected the future quality of life that Edge will be able to live.

While I would never wish severe injury on anyone, Edge's retirement certainly comes at a convenient juncture. Despite losing at Wrestlemania XVIII, it has been pleasing to see that the Alberto Del Rio (#4) experiment is still alive! He may not be the World Heavyweight Championship, but post-Mania he has been seen to remain strong. Edge's departure also has obvious benefits for Christian (#??) -- his fictional brother who entered WWF barely a year after Edge, but has never held a major championship. The void left makes it a no brainer to serve Christian up as a legitimate champion, even if it is only as a transition to Alberto Del Rio's first reign. It is a terrible human cost that Edge would be in this condition, but it may yet force WWE into a position that is an attractive change of pace for business.

#2 [--] Rey Mysterio (12-6-0) (WWE)
#3 [--] Randy Orton (11-6-0) (WWE)
#4 [--] Alberto Del Rio (11-7-2) (WWE)
#5 [--] Santino Marella (11-9-0) (WWE)
#6 [+3] Justin Gabriel (9-8-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champion]
#7 [RE] Robert Roode (8-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#8 [RE] James Storm (8-1-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#9 [-3] Eve Torres (8-5-0) (WWE)
#10 [-3] Chris Masters (8-5-0) (WWE)

#1 [--] Robert Roode & James Storm (8-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (7-5-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champions]
#3 [--] Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (6-6-0) (WWE)
#4 [--] Layla & Michelle McCool (5-3-0) (WWE)
#5 [--] Big Show & Kane (4-0-0) (WWE)
#6 [--] Sarita & Rosita (4-1-0) (TNA) [Knockouts Tag Team Champions]
#7 [--] Angelina Love & Winter (3-2-0) (TNA)
#8 [RE] Shannon Moore & Jesse Neal (3-2-0) (TNA)
#9 [-1] Edge & Randy Orton (2-0-0) (WWE)
#10 [-1] John Morrison & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records, based on televised matches from WWE and TNA 2011 broadcasts. At present, they includes TNA: Impact!, WWE: RAW, WWE: Smackdown, and monthly Pay-Per-View events. 

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 04/10

#1 Edge [--] (17-1-1) (WWE)
[World Heavyweight Champion]

Sin Cara made his eagerly anticipated arrival, getting the better of Sheamus in a surprising choice of starting points. I can't say I was especially wrapped in his revised attire, more colourful than the whites better known to Mistico, but it was certainly an interesting and surprising start! I'm disappointed that the choice of attack doesn't reflect the main event potential hype packages of his signing suggested, but I'm still quite excited by his arrival. He isn't quite the post-Mania debut of a scale like Brock Lesnar or Goldberg, but I dig it.

Less promising is saying goodbye to Superstars, which made its final US broadcast this week. Santino Marella and Chris Masters owe their impressive rankings on the Countdown to the show, which has specialized in offering some of the interesting third-tier talents that aren't seen on RAW and Smackdown every week. Almost a supercharged FCW brand unto itself, Superstars had started developing some great on-going feuds between the likes of Masters and Tyler Reks, which was genuinely interesting. Fortunately, motivated fans can follow Superstars on WWE.com, where it will continue to be available weekly. Superstars will also continue to air in overseas markets.

#2 [--] Rey Mysterio (11-5-0) (WWE)
#3 [--] Randy Orton (11-5-0) (WWE)
#4 [--] Alberto Del Rio (11-7-2) (WWE)
#5 [--] Santino Marella (11-8-0) (WWE)
#6 [--] Eve Torres (8-4-0) (WWE) [Divas Champion]
#7 [--] Chris Masters (8-4-0) (WWE)
#8 [RE] The Big Show (8-4-0) (WWE)
#9 [-1] Justin Gabriel (8-7-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champion]
#10 [-1] Layla (8-7-0) (WWE)

#1 [--] Robert Roode & James Storm (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (6-5-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champions]
#3 [--] Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (6-6-0) (WWE)
#4 [--] Layla & Michelle McCool (5-3-0) (WWE)
#5 [--] Big Show & Kane (4-0-0) (WWE)
#6 [--] Sarita & Rosita (4-1-0) (TNA) [Knockouts Tag Team Champions]
#7 [--] Angelina Love & Winter (3-2-0) (TNA)
#8 [--] Edge & Randy Orton (2-0-0) (WWE)
#9 [--] John Morrison & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#10 [--] Rey Mysterio & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)

Superstar Spotlight:
#123 Christopher Daniels

(0-1-0) (TNA)

Sin Cara (Mistico) made a big splash with his debut on RAW, but in the interest of spreading the love (and awareness), I've got to turn the spotlight on "The Fallen Angel", Christopher Daniels!

The "piss ant" (as he was called by Ric Flair in a stunned promo) made a return to TNA, presumably abandoning the now television-less Ring of Honor, which he jumped ship to last year. It's a glimmer of hope in an otherwise matte finish for Total Non-Stop Action, who as a company seem to be content to resigning themselves to a minimum of wrestling on TV, and a string of familiar old scenarios.

Daniels has flirted with the big time before in TNA and as the TNA Championship situation says goodbye to Jeff Hardy and hello to a limited and repetitive routine of Rob Van Dam, Ken Anderson, and Sting, I'm going to hope that Daniels can find his way into the picture. It would certainly be refreshing for this lingering Hogan/Bischoff era to finally crown a champion who hasn't had his best days in WWF or WCW.

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records, based on televised matches from WWE and TNA 2011 broadcasts. At present, they includes TNA: Impact!, WWE: RAW, WWE: Superstars, WWE: Smackdown, and monthly Pay-Per-View events. 

Sunday, April 03, 2011

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 04/03

#1 Edge [--] (17-1-1) (WWE)
[World Heavyweight Champion]

Another Wrestlemania, another disappointment...

On paper, this had the potential to be a card that bucked against the trend of underwhelming shows, but alas, the opportunity was squandered. The tone was set with the pre-show announcement that Bryan Danielson (#19) and Sheamus (#31) would be relegated to dark match status in their US Championship match, later to be wrapped up in annual battle royal shenanigans. Edge and Alberto Del Rio were relegated to the opening match -- not necessarily a negative placement for this type of exciting encounter -- but an insult to the tradition of the Royal Rumble winner as a main event contender. Their bout was given little time and little inspiration, but probably sits in the positive half of the show review, never the less. Rey Mysterio and Cody Rhodes (#41) did good business with a fun Captain America nod from Rey, Jerry Lawler (#55) and Michael Cole (#84) overstayed their welcome with a result that made it all seem for moot. Finally The Rock came back to Wrestlemania, and finally The Rock came back to do a move, but in the end, it was a convoluted finish with a rusted silver lining -- John Cena (#47) loses, but The Miz (#15) wins. Bittersweet. Ultimately, for any positive, it was another Undertaker [see spotlight] year, with his match against Triple H easily the only reason to really buy -- something I did not do, and something I won't do (on DVD).

Meanwhile, observant readers must note the (somewhat expected) departure of TNA's representation in the joint statistical top ten. There will be time for this to be reversed if TNA latch on to a prominent posterboy in the next few months, but without that, it's a last hurrah from Robert Roode as his Beer Money partner, James Storm (#11), slips just outside the stack. With that companys problems I'm not sure I would expect anything else, but... it's an instinctive alarm bell for a fan of their potential.

#2 [--] Rey Mysterio (10-5-0) (WWE)
#3 [+1] Randy Orton (10-5-0) (WWE)
#4 [-1] Alberto Del Rio (9-7-2) (WWE) [Royal Rumble]
#5 [new] Santino Marella (9-8-0) (WWE)
#6 [-1] Eve Torres (8-4-0) (WWE) [Divas Champion]
#7 [-1] Chris Masters (8-4-0) (WWE)
#8 [-1] Justin Gabriel (8-6-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champion]
#9 [-1] Layla (8-6-0) (WWE)
#10 [-1] Robert Roode (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]

#1 [--] Robert Roode & James Storm (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (6-4-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champions]
#3 [--] Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (6-6-0) (WWE)
#4 [--] Layla & Michelle McCool (5-2-0) (WWE)
#5 [new] Big Show & Kane (3-0-0) (WWE)
#6 [-1] Sarita & Rosita (3-1-0) (TNA) [Knockouts Tag Team Champions]
#7 [-1] Angelina Love & Winter (3-2-0) (TNA)
#8 [-1] Edge & Randy Orton (2-0-0) (WWE)
#9 [-1] John Morrison & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#10 [-1] Rey Mysterio & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)

Superstar Spotlight:
#85 Undertaker
(1-0-0) (WWE)

Heading into this match, there was a lot of speculation about whether or not Undertaker was even physically capable of pulling it off. Deciding who would contend the covetted "streak" spot came late, the build only a month long. If you were watching during the month, you were hopefully convinced a little bit more each week, until expectations made this one of the biggest matches on the card -- and if you watched Wrestlemania XVII -- I hope you were able to enjoy it to that fullest extent.

Undertaker and Triple H (#122) went on to have what I believe was the only really significant match on the card. Some critics may subscribe to the idea that it walked ground already bravely pioneered by Shawn Michaels, but I think the tone was inevitably different with Triple H. This was less a wrestling match and more a violent epic between two mythological creatures. Finishing moves were less constructs of a conceptually rule driven performance-sport, and more akin to claps of thunder as two titans collided. Arsenals were obliterated -- as was furniture -- as the pair blitzed WWE's soft PG policy and wrapped a chair around with violent intent. The match didn't really veer into the nineties garbage style hardcore showcase that both have touched upon in the past, and I consider that a compliment.

On a Wrestlemania card that gambled away its wrestling credentials for questionable non-wrestlers, I appreciated a tense finish that dovetailed back to the wrestling arena, seeing two spent men locked together in a final test of wills. Undertaker's gogoplata "Hells Gate" submission was the perfect, fluid transition to an end, which saw Triple H desperately, blindly reaching for a sledge hammer that failed to finish a job that not even multiple pedigrees or a tombstone piledriver could. The Game was finished. Undertaker won.

It seems this was the first Wrestlemania in a long time that finished with no titles changing hands. As nostalgia for the micro-era where Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar competed in the main event in a wrestler's wrestling match grips me, I wish that fact meant more. If nothing else, at least Undertaker and Triple H made it count.

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records, based on televised matches from WWE and TNA 2010 broadcasts. At present, they includes TNA: Impact!, WWE: RAW, WWE: Superstars, WWE: Smackdown, and monthly Pay-Per-View events. Blogger errors delayed the publication of this post until April 10. 

Thursday, March 31, 2011

iChart 100: 2011 Q1 - Year 5

#1 [650] William Ørbit - Cavalleria Rusticana (--)
#2 [620] William Ørbit - In A Landscape (--)
#3 [618] William Ørbit - Ogive Number I (--)
#4 [601] Way Out West - Pulse of Life (--)
#5 [589] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Bad Dog (+2)
#6 [588] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style 3 (-1)
#7 [588] William Ørbit - L'Inverno (-1)
#8 [575] CocoRosie - Rainbowarriors (--)
#9 [571] William Ørbit - Triple Concerto (+3)
#10 [570] William Ørbit - Pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte (--)
#11 [569] William Ørbit - Xerxes (-2)
#12 [536] Thom Yorke - Analyse (-1)
#13 [525] CoLD SToRAGE - Body in Motion (+2)
#14 [522] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style I (-1)
#15 [514] William Ørbit - Opus I32 (-1)
#16 [512] William Ørbit - Adagio for Strings (--)
#17 [493] Björk - Mouths Cradle (--)
#18 [470] Underworld - Two Months Off (Radio Edit) (--)
#19 [461] Vangelis - Love Theme from Bladerunner (--)
#20 [454] Moby - My Weakness (+1)
#21 [438] Björk - Who Is It (Carry My Joy on the Left, Carry My Pain on the Right) (-1)
#22 [427] CoLD SToRAGE - Cold Comfort (+1)
#23 [413] Bodyrox feat. Luciana - Yeah Yeah (D. Ramirez Radio Edit) (-1)
#24 [407] Sasha - Wavy Gravy (+5)
#25 [398] Björk - Submarine (-1)
#26 [389] PNAU - Journey Agent (+6)
#27 [382] Intermix - Mantra (-2)
#28 [381] William Ørbit - Barber's Adagio for Strings (Ferry Corsten Remix) (+3)
#29 [380] Groove Terminator - Losing Ground (-3)
#30 [372] CoLD SToRAGE - Cairodrome (-3)
#31 [371] Stardust - Music Sounds Better with You (Radio Edit) (+3)
#32 [371] Madonna - Frozen (-4)
#33 [371] Gustav - Genua (-3)
#34 [362] Pendulum - Coma (+3)
#35 [356] Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation) (+7)
#36 [350] Groove Zone - Eisbaer (Extended Mix) (+4)
#37 [350] Hot Chip - Over and Over (-4)
#38 [345] Cassius - Toop Toop (+8)
#39 [345] Moby - Porcelain (Clubbed to Death Version by Rob Dougan) (+6)
#40 [343] Supreme Beings of Leisure - Strangelove Addiction (+8)
#41 [342] Radiohead - Videotape (-5)
#42 [338] UNKLE - Lonely Soul (-7)
#43 [334] Einsturzende Neubauten - Blume (-4)
#44 [331] Björk - Desired Constellation (-1)
#45 [330] Faithless - We Come 1 (+6)
#46 [330] Björk - Pleasure is all Mine (+6)
#47 [330] The Future Sound of London - Papua New Guinea (-6)
#48 [329] Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out (-4)
#49 [329] Björk - Visur Vatnsenda-Rósu (-11)
#50 [323] Moby - Bodyrock (Hybrid's Bodyshock Remix) (+4)
#51 [319] Luke Slater - Stars and Heroes (-4)
#52 [318] b(if)tek feat. Julee Cruise - Wired for Sound (+1)
#53 [317] Console - 14 Zero Zero (-4)
#54 [314] Moby - Memory Gospel (+10)
#55 [310] Madonna - Drowned World/Substitute for Love (+3)
#56 [309] Björk - Vokuro (--)
#57 [306] Peter Bjorn & John - Young Folks (+2)
#58 [305] 808 State - Pacific (808:98) (+14)
#59 [305] DJ Krush - Dig This Vibe (-9)
#60 [303] Pet Shop Boys - Miracles (Radio Edit) (--)
#61 [300] The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be (-4)
#62 [299] Gerling - Enter, Space Capsule (Radio Disko Edit) (+11)
#63 [297] Sash! - Chill Out No. 1 (+12)
#64 [296] Pet Shop Boys - I Don't Know What You Want but I Can't Give it Anymore (-9)
#65 [294] William Ørbit - Water From a Vine Leaf (+3)
#66 [288] Orbital - Petrol (+12)
#67 [286] Björk - Triumph of a Heart (-6)
#68 [286] Moby - Natural Blues (-6)
#69 [284] Orbital - Halcyon (7" Version) (+14)
#70 [278] CoLD SToRAGE - Messij Received (+7)
#71 [276] UNKLE - Rabbit in your Headlights (-8)
#72 [275] Faithless - Drifting Away [Paradiso Mix] (+9)
#73 [274] Moby - ARP (-2)
#74 [273] Rui Da Silva feat. Cassandra - Touch Me (-9)
#75 [273] Moby - Flying Foxes (-9)
#76 [269] Hybrid - Finished Symphony (+13)
#77 [269] Hot Chip - Grubbs (-8)
#78 [266] Björk - Oceania (-11)
#79 [263] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Pulse (+15)
#80 [261] Ratt - Sunrise (Here I Am) (-10)
#81 [260] Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) (+1)
#82 [258] CoLD SToRAGE - Onyx (-2)
#83 [258] Radiohead - 15 Step (-7)
#84 [257] b(if)tek - 3 Seconds of Her (+12)
#85 [256] Underworld - Born Slipp (Nuxx) (+14)
#86 [256] Faithless - Salva Mea (Way Out West Remix) (-12)
#87 [255] Groove Armada - Dusk, You & Me (+11)
#88 [251] The Beta Band - Space Beatle (-9)
#89 [248] The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (+1)
#90 [247] Smash N Grab - Drive Me Crazy (new)
#91 [246] Nine Inch Nails - Just Like You Imagined (-6)
#92 [245] Hot Chip - Boy From School (-8)
#93 [244] Daft Punk - Veridis Quo (+2)
#94 [242] Pet Shop Boys - Can You Forgive Her? (RE)
#95 [242] Sash! feat. Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times (new)
#96 [242] Luke Slater - Grace (RE)
#97 [241] Joy Division - Atmosphere (new)
#98 [240] Hybrid - If I Survive (-11)
#99 [239] MA - Light Summer Dress (new)
#100 [239] The Chemical Brothers - The Test (new)

As with all things in life, connections can be made through the natural turn of events, and through the perception of the individual. Today, I choose to perceive my periodic account of music played through the concept of competitive sport.

Afterall, from a certain perspective, this is the fifth annual season of songs competing for my attention. Like any sport you might be familiar with, this entails the upper echelon of competition that shuffles within a tier above the others, while in the lower ranks, stars yet to rise begin to present themselves. I spend a lot of time thinking about competitive fighting, so I suppose there's a professional wrestling bent to all of this.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 03/27

#1 Edge [--] (15-1-1) (WWE)
[World Heavyweight Champion]
















#2 [+2] Rey Mysterio (10-4-0) (WWE)
#3 [-1] Alberto Del Rio (9-5-2) (WWE) [Royal Rumble]
#4 [-1] Randy Orton (9-5-0) (WWE)
#5 [+2] Eve Torres (8-3-0) (WWE) [Divas Champion]
#6 [+2] Chris Masters (8-3-0) (WWE)
#7 [+3] Justin Gabriel (8-4-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champion]
#8 [new] Layla (8-5-0) (WWE)
#9 [-4] Robert Roode (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#10 [-4] James Storm (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]

#1 [--] Robert Roode & James Storm (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [+1] Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (6-3-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champions]
#3 [-1] Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (6-6-0) (WWE)
#4 [+1] Layla & Michelle McCool (5-1-0) (WWE)
#5 [-1] Sarita & Rosita (3-1-0) (TNA) [Knockouts Tag Team Champions]
#6 [--] Angelina Love & Winter (3-2-0) (TNA)
#7 [--] Edge & Randy Orton (2-0-0) (WWE)
#8 [--] John Morrison & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#9 [--] Rey Mysterio & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#10 [--] Edge & Kelly Kelly (2-0-0) (WWE)

Superstar Spotlight:
#29 Christian
(4-0-0) (WWE)

The World Heavyweight Championship situation continues to develop in unforseen ways as Christian enjoys another big start to a year. In 2010 Christian kicked things off with a lot of momentum coming off of his ECW Championship reign, and the same sort of thing has come from his return from injury. I'm not sure if it's a positive or a negative, right now, but I'm enjoying the possibilities.

The elephant in the room (not to be confused with Brodus Clay) is the prospect of Christian turning on fictional-brother Edge at some point, possibly at Wrestlemania. It wouldn't be the first time the "Instant Classic" made a sudden turn against one of his partners, not even the first at Wrestlemania. Personally, I would consider it a disappointment if it was a situation reprised. I've got a taste for the sport side of things and right now I can't think of a better situation than Alberto Del Rio rising to the challenge of Edge -- not necessarily at Wrestlemania XVII, but at some point -- giving Christian the chance to then challenge legitimately, without the wacky antics of a "shock" heel turn and feud with Edge. Granted, that kind of set-up requires at least one round of disappointments before I could accept a switch -- it would be a shame to have Del Rio serve as nothing more than a transition champ -- but with a year ahead of us, it's the kind of earning that I'd love to see behind Christian's first reign as the top WWE Champion.

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records, based on televised matches from WWE and TNA 2010 broadcasts. At present, they includes TNA: Impact!, WWE: RAW, WWE: Superstars, WWE: Smackdown, and monthly Pay-Per-View events. Blogger errors delayed the publication of this post. 

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 03/20

#1 Edge [--] (14-1-1) (WWE)
[World Heavyweight Champion]

Edge continues to maintain a surprisingly high win percentage as Alberto Del Rio's campaign for a Wrestlemania miracle starts to look ever so slightly dubious. The Rated-R superstar won't win my support by being a dominant title holder, but if Del Rio pulls off the win of the year, then I suppose it makes it all the sweeter when history painted it such an impossible task!

Other stuff happened this week, but I'll be damned if I have much to say about it.




#2 [--] Alberto Del Rio (9-4-2) (WWE) [Royal Rumble]
#3 [--] Randy Orton (9-4-0) (WWE)
#4 [+4] Rey Mysterio (8-4-0) (WWE)
#5 [-1] Robert Roode (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#6 [-1] James Storm (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#7 [+3] Eve Torres (7-3-0) (WWE) [Divas Champion]
#8 [-2] Chris Masters (7-3-0) (WWE)
#9 [RE] Madison Rayne (7-3-0) (TNA) [Knockouts Champion]
#10 [-3] Justin Gabriel (7-3-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champion]

#1 [--] Robert Roode & James Storm (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [+1] Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (6-5-0) (WWE)
#3 [-1] Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (5-3-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champions]
#4 [--] Sarita & Rosita (3-1-0) (TNA) [Knockouts Tag Team Champions]
#5 [--] Layla & Michelle McCool (3-1-0) (WWE)
#6 [RE] Angelina Love & Winter (3-2-0) (TNA)
#7 [-1] Edge & Randy Orton (2-0-0) (WWE)
#8 [-1] John Morrison & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#9 [-1] Rey Mysterio & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#10 [-1] Edge & Kelly Kelly (2-0-0) (WWE)

Superstar Spotlight:
#65 Cody Rhodes

(2-3-0) (WWE)

For the life of me, I never imagined I could have a reason to want to spotlight Cody Rhodes... lo and behold, there's a first time for everything!

Despite his pedigree, which includes the sometimes underrated Dustin Rhodes (Goldust); Cody struck me as the least inspiring of the long lived Legacy trio combination, which included running budy Ted Dibiase Jr (#70) and ringleader, Randy Orton (#3). When Legacy finally made their long awaited split, I had my money on Dibiase being the more successful of the goon duo, based largely on his more immediately impressive physique and what I thought was potential. Instead, Ted embarked on a string of disappointments, which has produced only one memorable highlight, an awful rendition of the immortal Frank Sinatra's "My Way" on RAW.

While Ted2 languishes through a lack of direction, Cody at least found himself a gimmick. Wrestling in shockingly unflattering attire (that looked awfully like underwear and socks); the skinny ankled Rhodes played the dandy card, claiming "Dashing" as his moniker amidst a series of vanity promos. This gained traction with some fans, I personally found it increasingly easy to dislike Rhodes and the time he took from other stars on Smackdown. That is, until he broke his nose in an angle against Rey Mysterio (#4)!

Granted, my first thoughts went to how long Smackdown could have a break from Rhodes' tired gimmick. When it became apparent he'd be involved in the action sooner than later, it didn't take a genius to start thinking about the classic archetype of vanity gone mad. If Dusty Rhodes was the "American Dream", it got me very excited to consider the possibility of a suited and clear masked Cody as the "American Psycho". I'm pleased to say that seems to be exactly where they're going, complete with a Rhodes who wrestles in-ring in suit pants and jacket, something I support whole heartedly! The suit improves the silhouette, the mask gives Rhodes a bit of character, and the attitude finally makes him a wrestler with something resembling credibility!

I'm not sure his feud with Rey Mysterio, which took a shock turn when he ripped the luchadore's iconic mask off, has the makings of classic, but... win, lose, or draw, Cody Rhodes has direction that finally makes him an interesting contributor, who reinjects a sense of character that seems to have been gradually lost as the the "Attitude Era" was committed to the history books.

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records, based on televised matches from WWE and TNA 2010 broadcasts. At present, they includes TNA: Impact!, WWE: RAW, WWE: Superstars, WWE: Smackdown, and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 03/13

#1 Edge [--] (13-1-1) (WWE)
[World Heavyweight Champion]

Edge moves four wins clear of his Wrestlemania XVII rival and nearest challenger, Alberto Del Rio (#2), as the WWE television advantage starts to show itself from top to bottom! Frankie Kazarian's (#9) X-Division Championship win over the weekend is all that's keeping a third TNA wrestler in the top ten, while WWE's hefty network of television hours stuffs the win/loss spread in the favour of some of it's top stars -- and some not quite so prominent. Chris Masters (#6) is the surprise package of WWE Superstars, the programme that looks more like an FCW show at times, but clearly packs a seperatist punch. He continues to feud with Tyler Reks (#28) in the show's main event in a good old fashioned weekly serialized rivalry.

Edge remains something of a bane to my self-imposed weekly obligation, failing to capture my imagination as his championship defense against the Royal Rumble winner draws nearer. I still can't get much of a feel for what to expect from the World Heavyweight Championship bout, as Wrestlemania moves forward, still flickering between the good and bad. I don't know if this is going to be the show to reinvigorate a lacklustre "showcase of the immortals," but I do know that for all but one or two weeks of the year, WWE have had a hook that has had me interested. They are making up for the mistakes of the past few years and I'm grateful for that!

#2 [--] Alberto Del Rio (9-3-1) (WWE) [Royal Rumble]
#3 [+1] Randy Orton (8-4-0) (WWE)
#4 [+2] Robert Roode (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#5 [+2] James Storm (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#6 [+1] Chris Masters (7-2-0) (WWE)
#7 [-4] Justin Gabriel (7-3-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champion]
#8 [+1] Rey Mysterio (7-4-0) (WWE)
#9 [RE] Frankie Kazarian (6-1-0) (TNA) [X-Division Champion]
#10 [RE] Eve Torres (6-3-0) (WWE) [Divas Champion]

#1 [--] Robert Roode & James Storm (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (5-2-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champions]
#3 [--] Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (5-5-0) (WWE)
#4 [+1] Sarita & Rosita (3-0-0) (TNA) [Knockouts Tag Team Champions]
#5 [-1] Layla & Michelle McCool (3-1-0) (WWE)
#6 [--] Edge & Randy Orton (2-0-0) (WWE)
#7 [--] John Morrison & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#8 [--] Rey Mysterio & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#9 [--] Edge & Kelly Kelly (2-0-0) (WWE)
#10 [RE] Shannon Moore & Jesse Neal (2-1-0) (TNA)

Superstar Spotlight:
#32 Jeff Hardy
(4-6-0) (TNA)

Was he, or wasn't he? I'm sure most people will be assuming the latter, rather than asking the former. I'm not entirely convinced a stumbling or distracted Jeff Hardy constitutes anything hugely unusual, but owever you cut it, it was a farcical conclusion to TNA's Victory Road Pay-Per-View this weekend.

The Charismatic Enigma should've shined against boyhood idol and wrestling icon, Sting (#36), in their TNA World Heavyweight Championship rematch on PPV. Instead, the live crowd and paying home audience could only watch on in puzzlement as the main event duo exchanged a few awkward physical moments, resulting in an abrupt scorpion deathdrop and pinfall victory. All in all, a non-event of a title match that lasted barely ten percent of the time given to entrances and pre-match hype.

Jeff Hardy's demons have been well publicized, making him an easy scapegoat for a situation like this. When you have an injured arm, you sell an injured leg. There's no denying that the finish to Victory Road was unusual and disatisfying, but I've seen an angry Sting, peculiar Jeff Hardy, and phony referee gestures enough to wonder if this isn't all a great big work. Reports are TNA Impact has been receiving a bump in ratings. Wouldn't it just be like Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff to try to maintain those numbers by tapping into the transfixing self-destruction of Charlie Sheen by marrying some of Jeff Hardy's own pop cultural mythology with references to the imploding actor?

I'll be honest -- I don't really know what to think.
It doesn't help that notoriously unreliable dirtsheet accounts of TNA events jumped straight to gross exaggerations of the details. Claims that Sting man-handled Jeff to keep him from kicking out of an early pinfall is quickly undermined by a leaning Sting on his back, hooking a leg. Sure, Jeff kicked like wanted out, but let's not forget that wrestling is supposed to exist under a veil of suspended disbelief. Times are tough these days, but even in 2011 a wrestler occasionally looks like he's actually putting some effort in. Which could also explain away Hardy's preoccupation with his shirt, which was likely to be his brand of heel performance art, as it was any drug-induced stupor.

Again, I say it: I just don't know what to think! About the legitimacy of the problem, or who was to blame. All that's clear is that there's a lot about the situation that was odd and unsavory. If it was a healthy Stinger out there, why didn't he get an opponent to fill the void of time? If it was an intoxicated Jeff Hardy, why wasn't he explained away in a backstage skit or announcement?

Some dirtsheets were reporting Jeff Hardy was arrested immediately after the show. If Hardy was at all responsible for the strangeness of the show, then I think it's time for TNA to cut it's ties. I've supported his hiring, and even been an apologist for his position, at times. I've got no more patience if this is going to be the outcome, however, to say nothing of a basic human hope that talent are looked after. All of that is assuming a lot, however, and I'm really not willing to condemn someone on the basis of tonight's performance, because, I'll say it again... I just don't know what to believe.

What I do know is that TNA isn't remotely like the company I used to enjoy.
When it dawned on me that Ken Anderson (#12) and Rob Van Dam (#45) were competing for the right to face the winner, it came with a bitter realisation about the TNA title. Something the company did quite well, for a time, was shuffle it's many prospects. It wasn't that long ago you had Desmond Wolfe taking his chances in a title shot on Impact, while the likes of Kurt Angle (#84), AJ Styles (#59), Samoa Joe (#50), and many others, were circling like sharks. Once upon a time, I would lament the difficulties posed by the company being so top heavy. Now I wonder how they've squandered so much of their potential.

With so much baggage wrapped up in the old faces from WWE and WCW, I can't help but wonder what would happen if the powers that be decided to just go for it. To book the likes of Douglas Williams (#86), Brutus Magnus (#110), Robert Roode (#4), Matt Morgan (#65), Frankie Kazarian (#8) and Samoa Joe in the main event. What would happen if TNA decided to take a chance on names they've seen through their doors? Guys like Petey Williams or Consequences Creed? Would the company really be any worse off if it followed through on the promise it seems to have abandoned? I'd love to include Jeff Hardy in that list of names, as the first in a new generation of senior leaders, but after this weekend, I don't know. Is Jeff Hardy just a new brand of laibility, or are the likes of Sting, Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, Jeff Jarrett and Vince Russo the monkey on the back of the industry and company, repeating the mistakes of the past? I really just don't know...

Special Note: The Kayfabe Countdown includes results from TNA: Victory Road, where Sarita (#27) and Rosita (#37) captured the Knockouts Tag Team Championship from now-former champions, Angelina Love (#41) and Winter (#55). No other title changed hands.

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records, based on televised matches from WWE and TNA 2010 broadcasts. At present, they includes TNA: Impact!, WWE: RAW, WWE: Superstars, WWE: Smackdown, and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 03/06

#1 Edge [--] (12-1-1) (WWE)
[World Heavyweight Champion]

I started these weekly accounts of wrestler stats in late 2010, so it's only anecdotally that I can talk about the variety of names that came through the top ten in the early parts of the year. By the final quarter of 2010, it was becoming a two horse race between Big Show (#26) and eventual year-ending #1, Kofi Kingston (#31). In 2011, it seems the statistical top ten has both victim and beneficiary of an even more varied approach to booking in the major promotions.

By using the entirety of their television network to showcase superstars from the less accessed Smackdown program, WWE have created a widening gap between top stars from the blue brand and the rest of the field. Where in 2010 many names came and went during the first half of the year, it seems the build to 2011's Wrestlemania XVII has put the focus squarely on Edge and Alberto Del Rio (#2; Royal Rumble winner). As Edge spends more time as the subject of this Countdown opening monologue, I find my patience for the Rated-R Superstar wearing a little bit thin.

I've been very enthusiastic about Alberto Del Rio, but I'm sure along the way I've expressed some doubt about his readiness to be World Champion, particularly on a stage as grandiose as Wrestlemania. That said, Edge's reign as an 11-time World-level champion, in only five years, has served to highlight what I believe are his many inadequacies as a top level talent. So we have two shades of a bad situation, and I find myself hoping Edge can start balancing out his record with a few losses, just to give me something else to talk about at the end of every week.

Three wins clear of his nearest rival, and with twice as many as the pack vying for #5 rank, I get a sense Edge and I will have to spend a lot of time together over the next few months. It's not a fact I'm at all at peace with, but I won't bother to labour the point this early in his reign of terror.

#2 [--] Alberto Del Rio (9-2-1) (WWE) [Royal Rumble]
#3 [+3] Justin Gabriel (7-3-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champion]
#4 [+1] Randy Orton (7-4-0) (WWE)
#5 [+3] Robert Roode (6-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#6 [+3] James Storm (6-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#7 [RE] Chris Masters (6-2-0) (WWE)
#8 [-5] Ken Anderson (6-3-0) (TNA)
#9 [-3] Rey Mysterio (6-4-0) (WWE)
#10 [-3] The Miz (6-6-0) (WWE) [WWE Champion]

#1 [--] Robert Roode & James Storm (6-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (5-2-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champions]
#3 [--] Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (5-5-0) (WWE)
#4 [+5] Layla & Michelle McCool (3-1-0) (WWE)
#5 [-1] Sarita & Rosita (2-0-0) (TNA)
#6 [-1] Edge & Randy Orton (2-0-0) (WWE)
#7 [-1] John Morrison & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#8 [-1] Rey Mysterio & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#9 [-1] Edge & Kelly Kelly (2-0-0) (WWE)
#10 [--] Madison Rayne & Sarita (2-1-0) (TNA)

Superstar Spotlight:
#NR Mistico
(0-0-0) (WWE)

To say I'm any kind of aficionado of Mexican wrestling would be a complete lie, but when I see it, I often enjoy it. I like the different logics and concepts that are at work in this world, where styles and characters have different depths to their counterparts abroad. For me, there's a lot to like about the prospect of lucha libre and the mythic history it's steeped in, which looks all the more colourful when placed beside the developing mediocrities of certain American styles. WWE, for example, has abandoned much this colour, denying it's history whilst stripping away at it's interesting characters.

With all of that in mind, it was with mixed feelings that I learned of Mistico's signing with WWE -- an eventuality that has been many years in the making. Given their recent track record, it was easy to approach the news with extreme cynicism. It was with dreaded expectation that they unveiled a new moniker for their 'big name' international acquisition, who won't be wrestling under his 'big name' when he debuts with WWE.

I'm told CMLL -- the company he remained loyal to when WWE first began courting him -- own the rights to the Mistico name, which makes the situation that has given us "Sin Cara" much more forgiveable than the name itself. A name that reminds me of the last time they picked up a wrestler with history in Mexico -- Dos Caras Jr, aka; Alberto Del Rio. If including "face" in the new name is intended as a humorous reference, it isn't appreciated.

Still, Mistico arrives in a WWE that seems to be changing...
2011 has already given us some of the best booking of the last five years, with an interesting blend of new and old coming to prominance as we head toward Wrestlemania. Linda McMahon's political aspirations were dashed late last year, and one of the leading proponents for WWE PG, Donna Goldsmith, has left the company. Alberto Del Rio won the first ever forty-man Royal Rumble and is getting a World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania XVII. In the build-up for that same show, The Rock has returned to WWE, unleashing more pseudo-profanity in a single promo than WWE has in the entirety of two years. The Rock's return has also waved the flag for an era of wrestling that many fans like myself are looking back on, regarding as a much better time in wrestling. In other words; WWE is showing signs of changing.

In 2011, Mistico might not be walking in to a company that has dashed the hopes of almost every foreign wrestler to walk through it's doors. Mistico might be walking in to a company that is ready to get back in touch with it's penchant for colourful characters, outrageous situations, and maybe even the credible wrestling it's presented at various points in it's history. Mistico -- Sin Cara -- might be walking in to WWE to be a catalyst for a new era! If that's how it works out, colour me excited!

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records, based on televised matches from WWE and TNA 2010 broadcasts. At present, they includes TNA: Impact!, WWE: RAW, WWE: Superstars, WWE: Smackdown, and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 02/27

#1 Edge [--] (11-1-1) (WWE)
[World Heavyweight Champion]

Another week, another win for Edge on Smackdown. The current World Heavyweight Champion doesn't look to be having any troubles in the push department, despite being bogged down in an obscure team-up with Kelly Kelly (#50) against the ailing forces of Vickie Guerrero (#108) and her crumbling house of cards. This premature march of heroes might lead some fans to speculate the chances of Royal Rumble #1 contender, Alberto Del Rio (#2), who'll face off against Edge at Wrestlemania XXVII for the title.

With John Cena (#38) and The Miz (#7) likely to headline, and The Rock in a supporting role, you'd have to think the good guy glory will come from some form of reconciliation between "The People's Champion" and his rapping counterpart, Cena, setting up a customary happy ending for the massaged Mania audience. Which really only lends credence to the theory that Del Rio might be gearing up for a win. He certanly seems to have the more impressive build, besting Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston (#26) in the most unflattering of manners for the IC belt. In other words -- I'm starting to believe and get very curious about the recent WWE signing of Mistico, who may or may not join his lucha fellows on the blue brand just in time for the "showcase of immortals." Very interesting!

#2 [--] Alberto Del Rio (9-2-1) (WWE) [Royal Rumble]
#3 [+5] Ken Anderson (6-3-0) (TNA)
#4 [new] Justin Gabriel (6-3-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champion]
#5 [-2] Randy Orton (6-4-0) (WWE)
#6 [+3] Rey Mysterio (6-4-0) (WWE)
#7 [RE] The Miz (6-6-0) (WWE) [WWE Champion]
#8 [-4] Robert Roode (5-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#9 [-4] James Storm (5-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#10 [-4] Frankie Kazarian (5-1-0) (TNA) [X-Division Champion]

#1 [--] Robert Roode & James Storm (5-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [+5] Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (4-2-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champions]
#3 [-1] Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (4-4-0) (WWE)
#4 [-1] Sarita & Rosita (2-0-0) (TNA)
#5 [-1] Edge & Randy Orton (2-0-0) (WWE)
#6 [-1] John Morrison & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#7 [-1] Rey Mysterio & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#8 [new] Edge & Kelly Kelly (2-0-0) (WWE)
#9 [-1] Layla & Michelle McCool (2-1-0) (WWE)
#10 [-1] Madison Rayne & Sarita (2-1-0) (TNA)

Superstar Spotlight:
#NR The Undertaker
(0-0-0) (WWE)

Depending on who you ask, WWE's latest Wrestlemania return campaign may have backfired, somewhat. As remarked upon at the time [February 6], it never struck me as likely that the 2 21 11 promos would regard anything but the return of the Deadman, but it seems some fans had so thoroughly talked themselves into anticipating the arrival of Sting, that they were disappointed by The Undertaker.

The Phenom didn't arrive on RAW alone this week, immediately follow by a returning Triple H, whose silent face-off with the Deadman confirmed their involvement in the annual clash to test Undertaker's winning power. On the one hand, I thought this was a very simple and effective moment, which used all the cache value of these two tested stars, as well as the weighty iconography of the Wrestlemania name and logo itself. On the other hand, I was disappointed that the atmospheric cabin promos that preceded Undertaker's return weren't of more value. Despite an exit that implied some sort of passage to the afterlife, and these return promos that insinuated something akin to a home haven for the wild west inspired Undertaker, it was for moot, a mere transition from clip to stage playing out the involvement of the rainy desert and it's cultish gloom.

I've always been a fan of the pageantry and the fiction of The Undertaker, which are aspects generally lacking from today's WWE product. That said, I wouldn't let personal preference get in the way of appreciating what was ultimately a much more convincing set-up than I would've expected of a match that will only have one month to breathe. In a way, it segues out of the Shawn Michaels challenges of the previous years, which completely changed the complexion of what it is to challenge The Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania. I would still have loved to see Brock Lesnar return to challenge the streak in an MMA-infused encounter, but I doubt Undertaker is physically up to making the most of that scenario, any way. With Triple H, it becomes a match about status and standing. A continuation of the previous two years that sees the fresher of the DX duo take on the Deadman, in a rematch of their 2001 "X-Seven" clash that gave 'Taker Mania win number nine! Roll on number nineteen!

Special Note: On the February 21 episode of RAW, John Cena (#38) and The Miz (#7) were paired together to win the Tag Team Championships. They lost the belts back to Justin Gabriel (#4) and Heath Slater (#22) immediately, granting the latter pair their second reign for 2011, and third overall. It was about as pointless as it sounds.

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records, based on televised matches from WWE and TNA 2010 broadcasts. At present, they includes TNA: Impact!, WWE: RAW, WWE: Superstars, WWE: Smackdown, and monthly Pay-Per-View events.