Sunday, March 24, 2013

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 03/24

#1 Sheamus [+1] (18-5-1)
After a month at #2, Sheamus returns to the top of the winners list thanks to his team-up with Randy Orton, and their campaign against the triple threat of The Shield!

The strange bed fellows got even stranger as Ryback departed from their arrangement of convenience, replaced by Big Show! This impromptu turn of fortune should do good things for The Giant, who remained in the Top 10 after a six-man tag win on Smackdown against the consummate jobbers: 3 Man Band.

#2 [-1] Alberto Del Rio (17-1-1) [World Champion]
#3 [--] Randy Orton (17-7-1)
#4 [--] Jack Swagger (12-0-0)
#5 [--] Ryback (12-4-0)
#6 [--] Bryan Danielson (12-8-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#7 [--] Kane (12-9-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#8 [--] Mark Henry (10-2-0)
#9 [--] Big Show (10-9-1)
#10 [--] The Miz (9-6-1)

#1 [--] Kane & Bryan Danielson (8-3-0) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [+1] Sheamus & Randy Orton (5-0-0)
#3 [-1] Brodus Clay & Tensai (4-0-1)
#4 [+3] Jimmy Uso & Jey Uso (3-1-0)
#5 [-1] Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns (2-0-0)
#6 [-1] Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins (2-0-0)
#7 [-1] Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins (2-0-0)
#8 [--] Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow (2-4-1)
#9 [--] The Great Khali & Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#10 [--] Hornswoggle & Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)

Superstar Spotlight:
#11 Wade Barrett (8-10-1)
[Intercontinental Champion]
At this point, the Intercontinental Championship is pretty used to being subjugated to token gestures. Over the past half a decade it's been difficult to keep a firm grasp on who has the belt at any given time. IC Champs have a knack for fading into the scenery.

Wade Barrett, with his gritty beard and taped fists, at least has the character to avoid being ignored all together. Having played jobber to the likes of Alberto Del Rio for weeks on end, he's finally been put to work in a capacity that comes close to reflecting his status as Intercontinental Champion. His KC rank just outside the Top 10 doesn't do justice to just how little impression Wade Barrett has been able to leave on the once coveted secondary strap. It looks like it'll be a nauseating Wrestlemania meet-up between he and The Miz -- who had the honor of besmirching a second tier champion even worse off than Barrett, on Smackdown: US title holder Antonio Cesaro.

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records. Tallied results only include matches broadcast during WWE 2013 programming. At present, this includes RAW (Mondays), Main Event (Wednesdays), Smackdown (Friday), and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 03/17

#1 Alberto Del Rio [--] (16-1-1)
[World Heavyweight Champion]
This week is notable for two key reason: Alberto Del Rio suffers his first loss for 2013! Even more amazing: It's to The Big Show! Who knew the big man could beat anybody of note? Probably not a huge number of people, given that the result came on Wednesday's Main Event. Del Rio fared much better on RAW, taking out a win in his umpteenth Champion vs Champion bout, this time with United States belt holder, Antonio Cesaro -- another guy who can't seem to buy a win any more.

#2 [--] Sheamus (16-5-1)
#3 [--] Randy Orton (15-7-1)
#4 [+2] Jack Swagger (11-0-0)
#5 [+2] Ryback (11-4-0)
#6 [-2] Bryan Danielson (11-8-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#7 [-2] Kane (11-9-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#8 [--] Mark Henry (9-2-0)
#9 [+1] Big Show (9-9-1)
#10 [-1] The Miz (8-5-1)

#1 [--] Kane & Bryan Danielson (7-3-0) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Brodus Clay & Tensai (4-0-0)
#3 [+4] Sheamus & Randy Orton (3-0-0)
#4 [-1] Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns (2-0-0)
#5 [-1] Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins (2-0-0)
#6 [-1] Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins (2-0-0)
#7 [RE] Jimmy Uso & Jey Uso (2-1-0)
#8 [-2] Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow (2-4-0)
#9 [-1] The Great Khali & Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#10 [-1] Hornswoggle & Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)

Superstar Spotlight:
#46 Chris Jericho (1-8-0)
He's the first guy who'll tell you win/loss records don't matter in this game. Maybe the man called Chris Jericho really believes that, or maybe it's just conditioning. Either way, for a fan, it's truly galling to see someone of this stature make a surprise return, only to spin his wheels is yet another aimless string of losses.

Had Chris Jericho been privy to more convincing reigns at the top, it might have been easier to accept him as the torch baring jobber to the next wave. It still smarts that he was overlooked as winner in the 2012 Royal Rumble -- a result too perfect to overlook, particularly in favour of what eventuated. Time and again he's cut short his dues. Even more so than The New Age Outlaws [3/10/2013], here's a guy who can still go. A legitimate contender ready to contest the title. In the nineties, we were conditioned to rush people out the door in anticipation of the next great thing. A decade and a half later, we should be realizing the turnover of the millennium has ended. The acceleration of greatness is over. Cherish what we've got.

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records. Tallied results only include matches broadcast during WWE 2013 programming. At present, this includes RAW (Mondays), Main Event (Wednesdays), Smackdown (Friday), and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 03/10

#1 Alberto Del Rio [--] (15-0-1)
[World Heavyweight Champion]
Alberto Del Rio d. Wade Barrett (RAW; 3/4)
Alberto Del Rio d. Dolph Ziggler (Smackdown; 3/8)

#2 [--] Sheamus (14-5-1)
#3 [--] Randy Orton (13-7-1)
#4 [+1] Bryan Danielson (11-7-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#5 [+1] Kane (10-8-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#6 [-2] Jack Swagger (9-0-0)
#7 [--] Ryback (9-4-0)
#8 [new] Mark Henry (8-1-0)
#9 [-1] The Miz (8-5-0)
#10 [-1] Big Show (7-9-1)

#1 [--] Kane & Bryan Danielson (7-3-0) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Brodus Clay & Tensai (4-0-0)
#3 [--] Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns (2-0-0)
#4 [--] Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins (2-0-0)
#5 [--] Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins (2-0-0)
#6 [--] Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow (2-2-0)
#7 [--] Sheamus & Randy Orton (1-0-0)
#8 [--] The Great Khali & Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#9 [--] Hornswoggle & Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)
#10 [--] Dolph Ziggler & AJ Lee (1-0-0)

Superstar Spotlight:
#20 Road Dogg & Billy Gunn (1-0-0)
With mainstream tag team wrestling in tatters after years of abuse and neglect from WWE: one of their great tag triumphs was truly a sight for sore eyes!

The Road Dogg Jesse James and Bad Ass Billy Gunn were the Attitude Era sensation collectively known as The New Age Outlaws. Though glorified jobbers at the start: the pair made good with the perfect late nineties blend of charisma, promo skills and legitimate wrestling talent. For the latter, I obviously lean toward Billy Gunn, whose missed opportunities I've lamented many times before [11/21/2010]. For sheer spectacle, there's no denying the legitimate interest that accompanied any New Age Outlaws tag match on a late nineties WWF card!

With Wrestlemania [literally] looming over every WWE event -- you can't help but think these are the perfect guys to accommodate a jump start to the tag division! Granted, you're probably not going to build the promotion around these guys in PG 2013, but the excitement and history their presence rings is more than enough to carry a nostalgia run into a special event. Dropping the belts on TV leaves more than enough time to finally confirm the split feud between current champions: Kane and Bryan Danielson. It's also a great way to put a new team over on the grandest stage of them all -- someone like Titus O'Neil & Darren Young (The Prime Time Players), or Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow (Rhodes Scholars), who are too good to break-up without getting the title reign they earned!

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records. Tallied results only include matches broadcast during WWE 2013 programming. At present, this includes RAW (Mondays), Main Event (Wednesdays), Smackdown (Friday), and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, March 03, 2013

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 03/03

#1 Alberto Del Rio [--] (13-0-1)
[World Heavyweight Champion]
Posted Retroactively Without Commentary

#2 [--] Sheamus (13-4-1)
#3 [--] Randy Orton (12-6-1)
#4 [--] Jack Swagger (9-0-0)
#5 [--] Bryan Danielson (9-7-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#6 [+2] Kane (9-7-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#7 [+3] Ryback (7-4-0)
#8 [-2] The Miz (7-5-0)
#9 [-2] Big Show (7-7-1)
#10 [-1] Kaitlyn (6-0-1) [Divas Champion]

#1 [--] Kane & Bryan Danielson (5-3-0) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Brodus Clay & Tensai (3-0-0)
#3 [--] Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns (2-0-0)
#4 [--] Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins (2-0-0)
#5 [--] Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins (2-0-0)
#6 [--] Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow (2-2-0)
#7 [-3] Sheamus & Randy Orton (1-0-0)
#8 [-] The Great Khali & Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#9 [--] Hornswoggle & Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)
#10 [--] Dolph Ziggler & AJ Lee (1-0-0)

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records. Tallied results only include matches broadcast during WWE 2013 programming. At present, this includes RAW (Mondays), Main Event (Wednesdays), Smackdown (Friday), and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 02/24

#1 Alberto Del Rio [+1] (12-0-1)
[World Heavyweight Champion]
Wins over Dolph Ziggler and Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett at either end of the working week put Alberto Del Rio on top! The reigning World Heavyweight Champion ends a six week run of Sheamus as the most successful superstar in 2013!

#2 [-1] Sheamus (12-4-1)
#3 [--] Randy Orton (10-6-1)
#4 [+2] Jack Swagger (8-0-0)
#5 [-1] Bryan Danielson (8-6-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#6 [+4] The Miz (7-3-0)
#7 [new] Big Show (7-6-1)
#8 [-3] Kane (7-7-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#9 [-1] Kaitlyn (6-0-1) [Divas Champion]
#10 [-3] Ryback (6-4-0)

#1 [--] Kane & Bryan Danielson (4-2-0) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Brodus Clay & Tensai (3-0-0)
#3 [new] Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns (2-0-0)
#4 [new] Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins (2-0-0)
#5 [new] Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins (2-0-0)
#6 [-3] Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow (2-2-0)
#7 [-3] Sheamus & Randy Orton (1-0-0)
#8 [-3] The Great Khali & Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#9 [-3] Hornswoggle & Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)
#10 [-3] Dolph Ziggler & AJ Lee (1-0-0)

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records. Tallied results only include matches broadcast during WWE 2013 programming. At present, this includes RAW (Mondays), Main Event (Wednesdays), Smackdown (Friday), and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 02/17

#1 Sheamus [--] (11-3-1)
Posted Retroactively Without Commentary

#2 [+2] Alberto Del Rio (10-0-1) [World Champion]
#3 [-1] Randy Orton (9-5-1)
#4 [-1] Bryan Danielson (8-5-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#5 [-1] Kane (7-6-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#6 [new] Jack Swagger (6-0-0)
#7 [-1] Ryback (6-3-0)
#8 [-1] Kaitlyn (5-0-1) [Divas Champion]
#9 [-1] John Cena (5-1-0) [Royal Rumble Winner]
#10 [RE] The Miz (5-3-0)

#1 [--] Kane & Bryan Danielson (4-2-0) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [new] Brodus Clay & Tensai (2-0-0)
#3 [-1] Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow (2-2-0)
#4 [-1] Sheamus & Randy Orton (1-0-0)
#5 [-1] The Great Khali & Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#6 [-1] Hornswoggle & Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)
#7 [-1] Dolph Ziggler & AJ Lee (1-0-0)
#8 [-1] Randy Orton & Kane (1-0-0)
#9 [-1] Randy Orton & Bryan Danielson (1-0-0)
#10 [-1] Alberto Del Rio & Sheamus (1-0-0)

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records. Tallied results only include matches broadcast during WWE 2013 programming. At present, this includes RAW (Mondays), Main Event (Wednesdays), Smackdown (Friday), and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 02/10

#1 Sheamus [--] (10-2-1)
Posted Retroactively Without Commentary

#2 [--] Randy Orton (9-3-1)
#3 [+2] Bryan Danielson (8-3-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#4 [-1] Alberto Del Rio (7-0-1) [World Champion]
#5 [-1] Kane (6-5-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#6 [+2] Ryback (5-2-0)
#7 [-1] Kaitlyn (4-0-1) [Divas Champion]
#8 [-1] John Cena (4-0-0) [Royal Rumble Winner]
#9 [new] The Great Khali (4-4-0)
#10 [-1] Wade Barrett (4-7-1) [Intercontinental Champion]

#1 [--] Kane & Bryan Danielson (4-2-0) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow (2-2-0)
#3 [--] Sheamus & Randy Orton (1-0-0)
#4 [--] The Great Khali & Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#5 [--] Hornswoggle & Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)
#6 [--] Dolph Ziggler & AJ Lee (1-0-0)
#7 [--] Randy Orton & Kane (1-0-0)
#8 [--] Randy Orton & Bryan Danielson (1-0-0)
#9 [--] Alberto Del Rio & Sheamus (1-0-0)
#10 [--] Alberto Del Rio & Kane (1-0-0)

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records. Tallied results only include matches broadcast during WWE 2013 programming. At present, this includes RAW (Mondays), Main Event (Wednesdays), Smackdown (Friday), and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, February 03, 2013

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 02/03

#1 Sheamus [--] (8-2-1)
#2 Randy Orton [--] (8-2-1)
Posted Retroactively Without Commentary

#3 [--] Alberto Del Rio (6-0-1) [World Champion]
#4 [--] Kane (6-3-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#5 [--] Bryan Danielson (6-3-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#6 [--] Kaitlyn (4-0-1) [Divas Champion]
#7 [+1] John Cena (4-0-0] Royal Rumble Winner]
#8 [new] Ryback (4-2-0)
#9 [-2] Wade Barrett (4-6-1) [Intercontinental Champion]
#10 [-1] The Miz (3-2-0)

#1 [--] Kane & Bryan Danielson (4-2-0) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow (2-2-0)
#3 [--] Sheamus & Randy Orton (1-0-0)
#4 [--] The Great Khali & Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#5 [--] Hornswoggle & Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)
#6 [--] Dolph Ziggler & AJ Lee (1-0-0)
#7 [--] Randy Orton & Kane (1-0-0)
#8 [--] Randy Orton & Bryan Danielson (1-0-0)
#9 [--] Alberto Del Rio & Sheamus (1-0-0)
#10 [--] Alberto Del Rio & Kane (1-0-0)

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records. Tallied results only include matches broadcast during WWE 2013 programming. At present, this includes RAW (Mondays), Main Event (Wednesdays), Smackdown (Friday), and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 01/27

#1 Sheamus [--] (6-2-1)
#2 Randy Orton [--] (6-2-1)
Posted Retroactively Without Commentary

#3 [+5] Alberto Del Rio (5-0-0) [World Champion]
#4 [+1] Kane (5-2-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#5 [+1] Bryan Danielson (5-2-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#6 [-2] Kaitlyn (4-0-0) [Divas Champion]
#7 [-4] Wade Barrett (4-4-1) [Intercontinental Champion]
#8 [+2] John Cena (3-0-0) [Royal Rumble Winner]
#9 [RE] The Miz (3-2-0)
#10 [-3] Antonio Cesaro (3-5-1) [United States Champion]

#1 [--] Kane & Bryan Danielson (3-1-0) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [+8] Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow (2-2-0)
#3 [-1] Sheamus & Randy Orton (1-0-0)
#4 [-1] The Great Khali & Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#5 [-1] Hornswoggle & Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)
#6 [-1] Dolph Ziggler & AJ Lee (1-0-0)
#7 [--] Randy Orton & Kane (1-0-0)
#8 [--] Randy Orton & Bryan Danielson (1-0-0)
#9 [--] Alberto Del Rio & Sheamus (1-0-0)
#10 [new] Alberto Del Rio & Kane (1-0-0)

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records. Tallied results only include matches broadcast during WWE 2013 programming. At present, this includes RAW (Mondays), Main Event (Wednesdays), Smackdown (Friday), and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 01/20

#1 Sheamus [--] (5-1-0) 
Posted Retroactively Without Commentary

#2 [--] Randy Orton (4-1-1)
#3 [--] Wade Barrett (4-2-0) [Intercontinental Champion]
#4 [new] Kaitlyn (3-0-0) [Divas Champion]
#5 [new] Kane (3-1-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#6 [new] Bryan Danielson (3-1-0) [Tag Team Champion]
#7 [-3] Antonio Cesaro (3-2-1) [United States Champion]
#8 [new] Alberto Del Rio (2-0-0) [World Heavyweight Champion]
#9 [new] CM Punk (2-0-0) [WWE Champion]
#10 [new] John Cena (2-0-0)

#1 [+5] Kane & Bryan Danielson (2-1-0) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [-1] Sheamus & Randy Orton (1-0-0)
#3 [-1] The Great Khali & Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#4 [-1] Hornswoggle & Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)
#5 [--] Dolph Ziggler & AJ Lee (1-0-0)
#6 [new] Jimmy Uso & Jey Uso (1-0-0)
#7 [new] Randy Orton & Kane (1-0-0)
#8 [new] Randy Orton & Bryan Danielson (1-0-0)
#9 [new] Alberto Del Rio & Sheamus (1-0-0)
#10 [-6] Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow (1-1-0)

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records. Tallied results only include matches broadcast during WWE 2013 programming. At present, this includes RAW (Mondays), Main Event (Wednesdays), Smackdown (Friday), and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 01/13

#1 Sheamus [+7] (4-0-0) 
For the

#2 [+7] Randy Orton (3-0-0)
#3 [new] Wade Barrett (3-1-0)
#4 [+6] Antonio Cesaro (2-2-0)
#5 [-4] Justin Gabriel (1-0-0)
#6 [-4] JTG (1-0-0)
#7 [-4] Yoshi Tatsu (1-0-0)
#8 [-4] The Miz (1-0-0)
#9 [-4] Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#10 [-3] Tamina Snuka (1-0-0)

#1 [--] Sheamus & Randy Orton (1-0-0)
#2 [--] The Great Khali & Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#3 [+1] Hornswoggle & Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)
#4 [new] Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow (1-0-0)
#5 [new] Dolph Ziggler & AJ Lee (1-0-0)
#6 [new] Kane & Bryan Danielson (1-1-0) [Tag Team Champions]
#7 [-4] The Great Khali & Natalya Neidhart (1-1-0)
#8 [-3] Big Show & Antonio Cesaro (0-1-0)
#9 [-3] Primo & Epico (0-1-0)
#10 [-3] Primo & Rosa Mendes (0-1-0)

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records. Tallied results only include matches broadcast during WWE 2013 programming. At present, this includes RAW (Mondays), Main Event (Wednesdays), Smackdown (Friday), and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Sunday, January 06, 2013

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 01/06

#1 [--] Justin Gabriel (1-0-0)
#2 [--] JTG (1-0-0)
#3 [--] Yoshi Tatsu (1-0-0)
#4 [--] The Miz (1-0-0)
#5 [--] Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#6 [--] Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)
#7 [--] Tamina Snuka (1-0-0)
#8 [--] Sheamus (1-0-0)
#9 [--] Randy Orton (1-0-0)
#10 [--] Antonio Cesaro (1-1-0) [United States Champion]

#1 [--] Sheamus & Randy Orton (1-0-0)
#2 [--] The Great Khali & Hornswoggle (1-0-0)
#3 [--] The Great Khali & Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)
#4 [--] Hornswoggle & Natalya Neidhart (1-0-0)
#5 [--] Big Show & Antonio Cesaro (0-1-0)
#6 [--] Primo & Epico (0-1-0)
#7 [--] Primo & Rosa Mendes (0-1-0)
#8 [--] Epico & Rosa Mendes (0-1-0)

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records. Tallied results only include matches broadcast during WWE 2013 programming. At present, this includes RAW (Mondays), Main Event (Wednesdays), Smackdown (Friday), and monthly Pay-Per-View events.

Thursday, April 05, 2012

iChart 100: Year 6 - Q1

#1 [1155] William Ørbit - Cavalleria Rusticana (--)
#2 [1121] William Ørbit - In A Landscape (--)
#3 [1108] William Ørbit - Ogive Number I (--)
#4 [1062] William Ørbit - Pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte (+1)
#5 [1054] William Ørbit - L'Inverno (-1)
#6 [1035] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style 3 (--)
#7 [1033] William Ørbit - Triple Concerto (--)
#8 [1030] William Ørbit - Xerxes (--)
#9 [1019] William Ørbit - Adagio for Strings (--)
#10 [973] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style I (--)
#11 [945] William Ørbit - Opus I32 (--)
#12 [689] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Bad Dog (--)
#13 [641] Way Out West - Pulse of Life (--)
#14 [632] CocoRosie - Rainbowarriors (--)
#15 [595] CoLD SToRAGE - Body in Motion (--)
#16 [549] Thom Yorke - Analyse (--)
#17 [530] Björk - Mouths Cradle (--)
#18 [523] Vangelis - Love Theme from Bladerunner (+1)
#19 [514] Underworld - Two Months Off (Radio Edit) (-1)
#20 [509] Moby - My Weakness (--)
#21 [481] CoLD SToRAGE - Cold Comfort (+1)
#22 [480] Sasha - Wavy Gravy (+2)
#23 [480] Björk - Who Is It (Carry My Joy on the Left, Carry My Pain on the Right) (-2)
#24 [468] William Ørbit - Barber's Adagio for Strings (Ferry Corsten Remix) (-1)
#25 [454] PNAU - Journey Agent (--)
#26 [437] Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You (Radio Edit) (+1)
#27 [434] Bodyrox feat. Luciana - Yeah Yeah (D. Ramirez Radio Edit) (-1)
#28 [430] Björk - Submarine (--)
#29 [426] Groove Terminator - Losing Ground (--)
#30 [424] The Future Sound of London - Papua New Guinea (--)
#31 [419] Pendulum - Coma (+1)
#32 [414] Groove Zone - Eisbaer (Extended Mix) (-1)
#33 [409] 808 State - Pacific (808:98) (+5)
#34 [408] Madonna - Frozen (+2)
#35 [405] Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation) (+2)
#36 [402] Moby - Bodyrock (Hybrid's Bodyshock Remix) (+3)
#37 [399] Intermix - Mantra (-4)
#38 [396] CoLD SToRAGE - Cairodrome (-4)
#39 [394] Gustav - Genua (-4)
#40 [391] Faithless - We Come 1 (+3)
#41 [377] Hot Chip - Over and Over (+3)
#42 [375] Einsturzende Neubauten - Blume (--)
#43 [375] Supreme Beings of Leisure - Strangelove Addiction (-3)
#44 [374] Moby - Porcelain (Clubbed to Death Version by Rob Dougan) (-3)
#45 [371] Gerling - Enter, Space Capsule (Radio Disko Edit) (+12)
#46 [367] Luke Slater - Stars and Heroes (-1)
#47 [364] Björk - Desired Constellation (+1)
#48 [363] UNKLE - Lonely Soul (+2)
#49 [362] Madonna - Drowned World/Substitute for Love (+7)
#50 [362] Moby - Memory Gospel (-4)
#51 [361] Cassius - Toop Toop (-4)
#52 [359] Radiohead - Videotape (-3)
#53 [355] William Ørbit - Water from a Vine Leaf (-2)
#54 [347] Sash! - Chill Out No. 1 (+14)
#55 [347] Pet Shop Boys - Miracles (Radio Edit) (-1)
#56 [347] Björk - Vokuro (-4)
#57 [347] Björk - Pleasure is all Mine (-4)
#58 [344] Björk - Visur Vatnsenda-Rósu (-3)
#59 [342] Björk - Joga (+13)
#60 [342] Joe Jackson - Steppin Out (-2)
#61 [339] Joy Division - Atmosphere (+13)
#62 [338] Björk - Oceania (+18)
#63 [338] Console - 14 Zero Zero (-4)
#64 [338] Orbital - Halcyon (7" Version) (+3)
#65 [332] The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be (+8)
#66 [332] b(if)tek feat. Julee Cruise - Wired for Sound (-6)
#67 [330] Rui Da Silva feat. Cassandra - Touch Me (Radio Edit) (+15)
#68 [328] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Pulse (+11)
#69 [327] Underworld - Born Slippy (Nuxx) (-7)
#70 [326] Groove Armada - Dusk, You & Me (-7)
#71 [326] DJ Krush - Dig This Vibe (-10)
#72 [324] Daft Punk - Veridis Quo (+9)
#73 [321] Orbital - Petrol (-8)
#74 [319] Moby - Flying Foxes (-8)
#75 [318] UNKLE - Rabbit in your Headlights (-11)
#76 [317] The Wolfpak - Gangsta Bounce (new)
#77 [317] Faithless - Drifting Away [Paradiso Mix] (-5)
#78 [317] b(if)tek - 3 Seconds of Her (-8)
#79 [317] Peter Bjorn and John - Young Folks (-10)
#80 [313] Pet Shop Boys - I Don't Know What You Want but I Can't Give it Anymore (-5)
#81 [312] Ratty - Sunrise (Here I Am) (Radio Edit) (-4)
#82 [310] Enya - Boadicea (new)
#83 [309] Sash! feat. Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times (+4)
#84 [307] Björk - Triumph of a Heart (-8)
#85 [306] The KLF - 3AM Eternal (+8)
#86 [306] Moby - ARP (-8)
#87 [305] The KLF - Last Train to Trancentral (+7)
#88 [305] Hybrid - Finished Symphony (-5)
#89 [302] Hot Chip - Grubbs (--)
#90 [301] Moby - Natural Blues (-6)
#91 [300] CoLD SToRAGE - Messij Received (-6)
#92 [298] The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (-4)
#93 [295] Groove Armada - Inside My Mind (Blue Skies) (+7)
#94 [295] Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) (-8)
#95 [286] Faithless - I Want More (RE)
#96 [286] Joanna Newsom - Sprout and the Bean (-6)
#97 [285] The KLF - What Time is Love? (+2)
#98 [283] Sash! - La Primavera (new)
#99 [280] Rob Dougan - Nothing At All (-7)
#100 [280] Chicane feat. Bryan Adams - Don't Give Up (-9)

Friday, December 30, 2011

RAGEQUIT: I Suck at Street Fighter (And So Do You!)

I'm not going to pretend I have much in common with the average Street Fighter fan.

For me, there's magic in those games, but it only has so much to do with frames of animation.
The movement of characters is special, to be sure, but for me, it's everything that's implied in the placement of feet and the trajectory of acting limbs, rather than the hitboxes they connect with, or the executive distances they create. I love the mythos of Street Fighter -- the stories that exist in and out of the games, intertwined with the visuals and conceptuals present in even the most rudimentary edition, which builds a legend sufficient to elevate a white suited karate man far beyond the generic three-letter name he's given.

To distance myself even further from the average player, I'm not all that enamored with online play.
Don't get me wrong. I understand the differences and appeal of going toe-to-toe with a human opponent (as opposed to CPU), but there's a convenience in the disposable exchange between machine and man, complimented by the fact that I actually enjoy the cutscenes and glimpses of story, have a generally poor internet connection, and very rarely master my games to any discernable degree. Or so I thought...


To really underline my level of skill (or lack thereof), I'll boldly admit to being completely incapable of executing a combo or super on command. I'm relatively ignorant to the ins and outs of tournament competition, but I'm pretty sure this instantly ranks me in the bottom echelon of prospective opponents. Well aware of this fact, I'll gladly do my best to trade pugilistic strategies, comfortable in the knowledge that I'll probably lose miserably. That's fine.

With obvious shortcomings in mind, however, imagine my surprise, when venturing online, to discover myself beating opponents! To their level of quality and stature, I cannot speak. The mere act of challenging someone with a noteworthy score was enough to render me surprised, beating them was an enjoyable bonus. Of course, I was surprised -- and ultimately enraged by a string of second round 'lost connection to host' conclusions (playing Street Fighter IV original), again and again.

Despite my initial suspicions based on timing, I gather the loss of host connection is actually a legitimate, impartial practical breakdown, and not a strategy to retain a solid win-loss record. I can begrudgingly accept that, particularly as my internet connection is less than spectacular, and I was knowingly entering into battles with a red graded connection probably located somewhere far, far away.

Switching to the abundantly titled Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition, I figured I might have more success, finding local opponents on the more recent and more populated title. To a modest degree, I was right. Believing this would improve my sparse win-loss record on the original was my first mistake, however. Which brings us to this blog, which is essentially a long and laborious howling deathcry from a gamer unwilling to risk the damage inherent in furiously hurling his controls at the screen like a spiteful hadouken.


Officially, after a handful of dominant ranked matches, my record is 0-0. I have 0 player points.

To date, I haven't suffered a lost connection to host on SSFIVAE. Instead, the enraging indignity of quite explicitly confirmed quits by opponents has been my fate. Quits from ranked matches, which, I surely would have assumed would result in a default win for me (I was leading comfortably, any way), with points awarded accordingly.

This, of course, is wrong.

The reason for these forfeits was eloquently summed up in my first ever received "troll" message since playing online -- "laggy bitch," the subject. No content required. Laggy bitch. Laggy bitch with a clearly labelled connection quality of orange. Laggy bitch with a clearly labelled connection quality of orange, colour coded so any moron can instantly see if this is a fight he might like to avoid, based on ability to perform under lag. Laggy bitch with a colour coded connection any moron can instantly read, who was dominating the fight.

Suffice it to say that the lag was a fairly minimal, only occasional half second pause.
Compared to my red graded SFIV experiences, it was actually probably a little bit worse than I would expected of a newer game. Even so, it was hardly enough to interrupt the flowm, easily managed with a shred of anticipation shared mutually between two players.

In closing, I posit that it is you who is the bitch!
You and everyone like you, whose game can so easily be thrown off by the merest presence of latency! You, whose skills are so utterly underwhelming, you took a C-grade whooping before quitting like a whiney little bitch! You, who by any other measure, was defeated! You, who clearly sucks based on the rudimentary limitations of your skills! You, who can go screw!

Game Over!

After defeating Seth, Mike takes control of the S.I.N laboratory and uses their hi-tech facilities to play online. With a spectacular connection and almost no lag to speak of, he is swiftly handed his own arse, relegated with embarrassing efficiency.

Original Post: http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=9093708

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

iChart 100: Year 5 Concludes

#1 [929] William Ørbit - Cavalleria Rusticana (--)
#2 [893] William Ørbit - In A Landscape (--)
#3 [880] William Ørbit - Ogive Number I (--)
#4 [840] William Ørbit - L'Inverno (--)
#5 [838] William Ørbit - Pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte (--)
#6 [820] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style 3 (--)
#7 [817] William Ørbit - Triple Concerto (--)
#8 [815] William Ørbit - Xerxes (--)
#9 [790] William Ørbit - Adagio for Strings (--)
#10 [761] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style I (--)
#11 [739] William Ørbit - Opus I32 (+2)
#12 [660] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Bad Dog (-1)
#13 [628] Way Out West - Pulse of Life (-1)
#14 [628] CocoRosie - Rainbowarriors (--)
#15 [563] CoLD SToRAGE - Body in Motion (--)
#16 [547] Thom Yorke - Analyse (--)
#17 [520] Björk - Mouths Cradle (--)
#18 [512] Underworld - Two Months Off (Radio Edit) (--)
#19 [511] Vangelis - Love Theme from Bladerunner (--)
#20 [505] Moby - My Weakness (--)
#21 [477] Björk - Who Is It (Carry My Joy on the Left, Carry My Pain on the Right) (+1)
#22 [473] CoLD SToRAGE - Cold Comfort (-1)
#23 [450] William Ørbit - Barber's Adagio for Strings (Ferry Corsten Remix) (+2)
#24 [450] Sasha - Wavy Gravy (+1)
#25 [438] PNAU - Journey Agent (+1)
#26 [433] Bodyrox feat. Luciana - Yeah Yeah (D. Ramirez Radio Edit) (-2)
#27 [428] Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You (Radio Edit) (+2)
#28 [428] Björk - Submarine (-1)
#29 [422] Groove Terminator - Losing Ground (-1)
#30 [418] The Future Sound of London - Papua New Guinea (+3)
#31 [411] Groove Zone - Eisbaer (Extended Mix) (-1)
#32 [408] Pendulum - Coma (+3)
#33 [396] Intermix - Mantra (-2)
#34 [392] CoLD SToRAGE - Cairodrome (-2)
#35 [389] Gustav - Genua (+1)
#36 [387] Madonna - Frozen (-2)
#37 [384] Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation) (--)
#38 [376] 808 State - Pacific (808:98) (+7)
#39 [376] Moby - Bodyrock (Hybrid's Bodyshock Remix) (+7)
#40 [375] Supreme Beings of Leisure - Strangelove Addiction (-2)
#41 [372] Moby - Porcelain (Clubbed to Death Version by Rob Dougan) (-2)
#42 [372] Einsturzende Neubauten - Blume (+7)
#43 [369] Faithless - We Come 1 (-3)
#44 [368] Hot Chip - Over and Over (-3)
#45 [362] Luke Slater - Stars and Heroes (+5)
#46 [359] Moby - Memory Gospel (+10)
#47 [359] Cassius - Toop Toop (-5)
#48 [359] Björk - Desired Constellation (-1)
#49 [357] Radiohead - Videotape (-6)
#50 [355] UNKLE - Lonely Soul (-6)
#51 [354] William Ørbit - Water From a Vine Leaf (+4)
#52 [347] Björk - Vokuro (+2)
#53 [347] Björk - Pleasure is all Mine (--)
#54 [346] Pet Shop Boys - Miracles (Radio Edit) (+5)
#55 [344] Björk - Visur Vatnsenda-Rósu (-7)
#56 [342] Madonna - Drowned World/Substitute For Love (-5)
#57 [341] Gerling - Enter, Space Capsule (Radio Disko Edit) (+4)
#58 [339] Joe Jackson - Steppin Out (-6)
#59 [333] Console - 14 Zero Zero (-2)
#60 [332] b(if)tek feat. Julee Cruise - Wired for Sound (-2)
#61 [326] DJ Krush - Dig This Vibe (-1)
#62 [323] Underworld - Born Slippy (Nuxx) (+13)
#63 [323] Groove Armada - Dusk, You & Me (+4)
#64 [318] UNKLE - Rabbit in your Headlights (+6)
#65 [318] Orbital - Petrol (+7)
#66 [317] Moby - Flying Foxes (+13)
#67 [317] Orbital - Halcyon (7" Version) (+1)
#68 [317] Sash! - Chill Out No. 1 (-6)
#69 [317] Peter Bjorn & John - Young Folks (-6)
#70 [315] b(if)tek - 3 Seconds of Her (+8)
#71 [314] Björk - Joga (+15)
#72 [312] Faithless - Drifting Away [Paradiso Mix] (--)
#73 [312] The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be (-9)
#74 [310] Joy Division - Atmosphere (+7)
#75 [309] Pet Shop Boys - I Don't Know What You Want but I Can't Give it Anymore (-10)
#76 [307] Björk - Triumph of a Heart (-10)
#77 [306] Ratty - Sunrise (Here I Am) (+3)
#78 [306] Moby - ARP (-1)
#79 [306] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Pulse (-3)
#80 [305] Björk - Oceania (+5)
#81 [304] Daft Punk - Veridis Quo (+3)
#82 [304] Rui Da Silva feat. Cassandra - Touch Me (Radio Edit) (+1)
#83 [301] Hybrid - Finished Symphony (-14)
#84 [297] Moby - Natural Blues (-10)
#85 [295] CoLD SToRAGE - Messij Received (-12)
#86 [291] Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) (+1)
#87 [291] Sash! feat. Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times (+11)
#88 [286] The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (+11)
#89 [286] Hot Chip - Grubbs (-7)
#90 [283] Joanna Newsom - Sprout and the Bean (RE)
#91 [279] Chicane feat. Bryan Adams - Don't Give Up (+9)
#92 [278] Rob Dougan - Nothing at All (+1)
#93 [278] The KLF - 3AM Eternal (new)
#94 [275] The KLF - Last Train to Trancentral (-4)
#95 [273] Pet Shop Boys - Can You Forgive Her? (-3)
#96 [273] Faithless - Salva Mea [Way Out West Remix] (-8)
#97 [271] The Chemical Brothers - The Test (-8)
#98 [269] Hybrid - If I Survive (-2)
#99 [269] The KLF - What Time is Love? (new)
#100 [269] Groove Armada - Inside My Mind (Blue Skies) (RE)

Monday, December 12, 2011

Running the Asylum: Lessons Learned from Batman

Adrift in the white noise of what seems to be generally good feelings about the now passed Bat-sequel; I must confess to having almost no knowledge of, or experience with, Arkham City. Amidst rumors of yet another expansion toward something along the lines of an 'Arkham World,' I feel some reticence toward any assertion that these are the greatest games the comics-to-gaming world has, and will ever see, but the point remains -- Rocksteady did make some very good games!

Personally, I've never been a big believer in writing off titles simply because they're derived from something else. The world has undeniably seen its fair share of hideous adaptations, but that blanket attitude has done more than lead many a soul to miss a hidden gem, canonizing an opinion as fact to such an extent as to condemn an entire sub-genre, by consensus, and by self-fulfilling production. At least, that's the theory. A brand as powerful as Batman can be counted on to fight through just about any prejudice (for the time being), and there are always the unwashed masses who buy even the most reviled adaptations, if they're within Wal-reach and the price is Wal-right.

As much as I'd love to spend time sharing my take on consumer wisdom, a more interesting, if equally dismaying point, has taken my fancy. It's a subject intertwined with a good deal of blogging I've done on 1UP over the past couple years, but is the kind of boneheaded, blisteringly obvious point that bares constant repeating, if only because it hasn't been adopted as a widely accepted truth: games should reference the source.


I suppose the implication of "referencing the source" is a project that intends to make use of the parent license, and if you're making use of a license from comic books, then your focus is primarily to reference design and ideas.

Games have never completely abandoned their penchant for storytelling, but for a while there, it seemed there might actually be a conceited push to get away from inconveniences such as plot, motivation, and other things that don't always accomodate a grey-brown palette and running and gunning. Comics can do both, as famous for their face pounding superheroes as they are their elaborate literature of pictures and words. Batman: Arkham Asylum brought The Dark Knight Detective's chops to both arenas, improving upon the motion of being the ultimate hero, as well as the poetry of his world. I've got my issues with both areas, but for all intents and purposes, the success of Asylum was an important moment for everyone to take note of -- and they clearly have.

Warner Bros. Montreal (via MTV Splash Page) inspired this blog by citing the current Batman games, as well as Activision's now classic Spider-man for the PlayStation, as the contemporary standard for this type of product. It's the kind of no brainer statement that makes me a little sad for the need to say it, but pleased that the right people are reaching the right conclusions, however late. As they prepare to tackle other properties from the DC Comics pantheon, they note, "They were just taking that really rich fiction from the comic books and exploring the characters. It's not about hitting the movie date or some arbitrary date – it was giving the game the time it needs to be successful and really just concentrating on the quality of it."

It's worth remembering that Batman: Arkham Asylum -- one of the games of 2009 -- emerged as a belated, unofficial compliment to one of the films of 2008 - The Dark Knight. The film influence can be found in elements of the close quarters fighting, or the steady orchestral drone of score that occasionally swells during play, but it was otherwise a surprising shift away from the direct adaptation that was met with mixed reviews for Batman Begins. For a time, a Dark Knight game was reported and assumed, but in the end, through design or inadvertent juggling, we got something much better, sourced from the comics (with a smattering of other references).

Consider for a moment that Arkham Asylum had the all-black costume of the movie Batman, and revolved around a slightly different plot, and you might appreciate the importance of recognising that games based on popular movies don't necessarily need to fail. Activision's development of the Spider-man universe arguably peaked with Spider-man 2, the second film sequel that gave the wall crawler a complete city (with streets and select interiors), and added new complexity to the act of web-slinging. Of those first four games, divded evenly between comics and films, each sequel improved upon the experience of its predecessor.

Where movie-based games are most immediately prone to fail is in the storytelling department. Personally, I think it goes without saying that a game that literally retells the plot of a movie, even with occasional insertions, is going to fall short, however ironic that might be. It's a redundancy that isn't completely without virtue, but typically has all the charm and intrigue of a second-hand account of last night's cinema trip from your parents, whose droning confusion equates to scene-extended fetch quests and time trial chase sequences. If your parents are anything like mine, it probably also rings true that the notation of a familiar actor (or character) takes precedent over anything even remotely relating to the film -- but I digress...

 

It's my hope that, if nothing else, superhero video games can learn valuable lessons from the success of the Batman games, but it's no sure thing. Batman has often been a brand to lead the way down a golden path, only to have it soiled by hamfisted misinterpretations.

Anyone partaking in the online sport of mocking nineties comics (and folks like Rob Liefeld) would probably like to trace their bombastic, grit-toothed origins to the grim 'n' gritty explosion led by iconic eighties matter like The Dark Knight Returns -- a tome expected to play key to influencing Christopher Nolan's 2012 blockbuster, The Dark Knight Rises. Nolan himself has been the source of widespread mediocrity, empowering a terrifying trend of brainless franchise remakes that extends to video games, and coincides with new products that share a skewed, misguided influence taken from the "realistic" Bat-reboots. Even DC hasn't been immune, bungling their way to one of the flops of the decade, the glowing missed opportunity of Green Lantern, which attempted to combine ideals of the successful Batman and Iron Man franchises with insulting results.

Even as we speak, a designer or publisher somewhere in the world is contemplating ways to recreate the success of the Arkham games with no appreciation for how a product was arrived at. Accounts from those that ventured there give the impression it was the mechanical formula of the Arkham series that gave motion to a lacklustre film tie-in based on Captain America. It certainly seemed to be that type of affair, not quite worth the dollars to find out [consumer beats commentator].

Unfortunately, some of these more shallow, corporate-driven trends have infiltrated the comics themselves. If you know about the heavily publicized DC Comics "New 52" reboot, you know that the four-colour format is as fickle as ever, prone to ditching its history at the first sign of digital sales (to a degree), contrary to old wisdom. With worlds that demand reason to fill the far reaching corners of an ever expanding sandbox, I like to think video games have the opportunity to take the best from the Batman lesson, doing as the comics haven't by making a sales pitch of a rich and involving universe.

Arkham Asylum makes a meal of all available materials, borrowing iconic thrills from comics like Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth and Arkham Asylum: Living Hell, while also picking up on colourful strands from scary places like 1997's reviled Schumacher film, Batman & Robin. The story isn't a dense tome of text and cut scenes, but often that's the intended meaning of good storytelling, remembering the importance to acknowledge medium, genre and any other influences that might shape a story. Things fell apart at the end of Arkham Asylum, but for the most part, there was a servicable effort to make all that trapsing seem pretty worthwhile, at least while it was happening. By referencing the comics, it ensured the entire affair was as visually and conceptually interesting as it should be, unbound in ways the films, by their own choice, haven't always been.

The films have a similar strong foundation in the comics, owing much to stories like Batman: Year One and Batman: Dark Victory. With that in mind, the lesson of Batman's many successes should almost certainly be one of respect for the source, rather than dollar-signs-in-the-eyes that might suggest any Batman is good Batman. It's an endorsement of the influence of the original, just as Warner Bros. Montreal profess.

Meandering to a blog conclusion, I think back to the turn-of-the-decade phenomenon of The Matrix. The 1999 breakout hit brought Hong Kong wirework to the Hollywood fore and similarly endorsed the ideals of a comic book and anime audience, steeped in expansive universes and interesting concepts, bolstered by graphic design. Famously left to the devices of the Wachowski siblings who put the pieces together (in distant Australia), the film was a landmark endorsement of the creator, confirming the action-packed auteur theory that offered a gateway to the superheroes who've taken over that ideaspace (for better or worse).

Let's just hope things end better for Batman.

Saturday, October 01, 2011

iChart 100: 2011 Q3 - Year 5

#1 [781] William Ørbit - Cavalleria Rusticana (--)
#2 [744] William Ørbit - In A Landscape (--)
#3 [741] William Ørbit - Ogive Number I (--)
#4 [702] William Ørbit - L'Inverno (+1)
#5 [697] William Ørbit - Pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte (+3)
#6 [696] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style 3 (-2)
#7 [686] William Ørbit - Triple Concerto (--)
#8 [681] William Ørbit - Xerxes (+2)
#9 [638] William Ørbit - Adagio for Strings (+4)
#10 [638] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style I (+2)
#11 [623] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Bad Dog (-2)
#12 [623] Way Out West - Pulse of Life (-6)
#13 [620] William Ørbit - Opus I32 (+2)
#14 [619] CocoRosie - Rainbowarriors (-3)
#15 [559] CoLD SToRAGE - Body in Motion (-1)
#16 [546] Thom Yorke - Analyse (--)
#17 [520] Björk - Mouths Cradle (--)
#18 [501] Underworld - Two Months Off (Radio Edit) (--)
#19 [487] Vangelis - Love Theme from Bladerunner (+1)
#20 [479] Moby - My Weakness (-1)
#21 [447] CoLD SToRAGE - Cold Comfort (+2)
#22 [447] Björk - Who Is It (Carry My Joy on the Left, Carry My Pain on the Right) (-1)
#23 [441] Sasha - Wavy Gravy (-1)
#24 [432] Bodyrox feat. Luciana - Yeah Yeah (D. Ramirez Radio Edit) (--)
#25 [428] William Ørbit - Barber's Adagio for Strings (Ferry Corsten Remix) (--)
#26 [417] PNAU - Journey Agent (+1)
#27 [416] Björk - Submarine (-1)
#28 [406] Groove Terminator - Losing Ground (+2)
#29 [406] Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You (Radio Edit) (-1)
#30 [393] Groove Zone - Eisbaer (Extended Mix) (+1)
#31 [393] Intermix - Mantra (-2)
#32 [391] CoLD SToRAGE - Cairodrome (--)
#33 [387] The Future Sound of London - Papua New Guinea (+14)
#34 [383] Madonna - Frozen (-1)
#35 [382] Pendulum - Coma (--)
#36 [381] Gustav - Genua (-2)
#37 [377] Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation) (-1)
#38 [372] Supreme Beings of Leisure - Strangelove Addiction (-1)
#39 [364] Moby - Porcelain (Clubbed to Death Version by Rob Dougan) (-1)
#40 [362] Faithless - We Come 1 (--)
#41 [361] Hot Chip - Over and Over (-2)
#42 [358] Cassius - Toop Toop (-1)
#43 [356] Radiohead - Videotape (-1)
#44 [354] UNKLE - Lonely Soul (-1)
#45 [352] 808 State - Pacific (808:98) (+9)
#46 [350] Moby - Bodyrock (Hybrid's Bodyshock Remix) (+6)
#47 [346] Björk - Desired Constellation (-1)
#48 [344] Björk - Visur Vatnsenda-Rósu (+1)
#49 [344] Einsturzende Neubauten - Blume (-5)
#50 [343] Luke Slater - Stars and Heroes (+5)
#51 [342] Madonna - Drowned World/Substitute For Love (--)
#52 [339] Joe Jackson - Steppin Out (-4)
#53 [339] Björk - Pleasure Is All Mine (-8)
#54 [337] Björk - Vokuro (-4)
#55 [336] William Ørbit - Water from a Vine Leaf (+3)
#56 [334] Moby - Memory Gospel (--)
#57 [333] Console - 14 Zero Zero (--)
#58 [332] b(if)tek feat. Julee Cruise - Wired for Sound (-5)
#59 [329] Pet Shop Boys - Miracles (Radio Edit) (+3)
#60 [326] DJ Krush - Dig This Vibe (+1)
#61 [326] Gerling - Enter, Space Capsule (Radio Disko Edit) (-1)
#62 [317] Sash! - Chill Out No. 1 (+2)
#63 [317] Peter Bjorn & John - Young Folks (-4)
#64 [312] The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be (-1)
#65 [309] Pet Shop Boys - I Don't Know What You Want but I Can't Give it Anymore (--)
#66 [307] Björk - Triumph of a Heart (+3)
#67 [303] Groove Armada - Dusk, You & Me (+17)
#68 [301] Orbital - Halcyon (7" Version) (-2)
#69 [299] Hybrid - Finished Sympathy (+6)
#70 [297] UNKLE - Rabbit in your Headlights (--)
#71 [297] Orbital - Petrol (-4)
#72 [295] Faithless - Drifting Away [Paradiso Mix] (-1)
#73 [295] CoLD SToRAGE - Messij Received (-1)
#74 [295] Moby - Natural Blues (-6)
#75 [294] Underworld - Born Slippy (Nuxx) (-2)
#76 [292] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Pulse (+5)
#77 [291] Moby - ARP (-3)
#78 [291] b(if)tek - 3 Seconds of Her (--)
#79 [287] Moby - Flying Foxes (-2)
#80 [286] Ratty - Sunrise (Here I Am) (+4)
#81 [286] Joy Division - Atmosphere (+2)
#82 [285] Hot Chip - Grubbs (-3)
#83 [282] Rui Da Silva feat. Cassandra - Touch Me (Radio Edit) (-7)
#84 [281] Daft Punk - Veridis Quo (RE)
#85 [280] Björk - Oceania (-3)
#86 [278] Björk - Joga (+11)
#87 [276] Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) (-2)
#88 [273] Faithless - Salva Mea (Way Out West Remix) (+1)
#89 [271] The Chemical Brothers - The Test (-1)
#90 [269] The KLF - Last Train to Trancentral (new)
#91 [267] CoLD SToRAGE - Onyx (-5)
#92 [266] Pet Shop Boys - Can You Forgive Her? (-1)
#93 [266] Rob Dougan - Nothign At All (+3)
#94 [266] UNKLE - Unreal (-4)
#95 [265] Radiohead - 15 Step (-8)
#96 [263] Hybrid - If I Survive (RE)
#97 [262] Smash 'N' Grab - Drive Me Crazy (+1)
#98 [260] Sash! feat. Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times (+2)
#99 [260] The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (-7)
#100 [257] Chicane feat. Bryan Adams - Don't Give Up (-5)

Monday, July 04, 2011

iChart 100: 2011 Q2 - Year 5

#1 [687] William Ørbit - Cavalleria Rusticana (--)
#2 [649] William Ørbit - In A Landscape (--)
#3 [648] William Ørbit - Ogive Number I (--)
#4 [620] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style 3 (+2)
#5 [617] William Ørbit - L'Inverno (+2)
#6 [614] Way Out West - Pulse of Life (-2)
#7 [606] William Ørbit - Triple Concerto (+2)
#8 [601] William Ørbit - Pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte (+2)
#9 [595] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Bad Dog (-4)
#10 [593] William Ørbit - Xerxes (+1)
#11 [592] CocoRosie - Rainbowarriors (-3)
#12 [555] William Ørbit - Piece in the Old Style I (+2)
#13 [551] William Ørbit - Adagio for Strings (+3)
#14 [542] CoLD SToRAGE - Body in Motion (-1)
#15 [541] William Ørbit - Opus I32 (--)
#16 [537] Thom Yorke - Analyse (-4)
#17 [511] Björk - Mouths Cradle (--)
#18 [477] Underworld - Two Months Off (Radio Edit) (--)
#19 [473] Moby - My Weakness (+1)
#20 [463] Vangelis - Love Theme from Bladerunner (-1)
#21 [439] Björk - Who Is It (Carry My Joy on the Left, Carry My Pain on the Right) (--)
#22 [429] Sash - Wavy Gravy (+2)
#23 [428] CoLD SToRAGE - Cold Comfort (-1)
#24 [414] Bodyrox feat. Luciana - Yeah Yeah (D. Ramirez Radio Edit) (-1)
#25 [400] William Ørbit - Barber's Adagio for Strings (Ferry Corsten Remix) (+3)
#26 [399] Björk - Submarine (-1)
#27 [392] PNAU - Journey Agent (-1)
#28 [389] Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You (+3)
#29 [383] Intermix - Mantra (-2)
#30 [381] Groove Terminator - Losing Ground (-1)
#31 [373] Groove Zone - Eisbaer (Extended Mix) (+5)
#32 [373] CoLD SToRAGE - Cairodrome (-2)
#33 [372] Madonna - Frozen (-1)
#34 [372] Gustav - Genua (-1)
#35 [368] Pendulum - Coma (-1)
#36 [361] Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation) (-1)
#37 [358] Supreme Beings of Leisure - Strangelove Addiction (+3)
#38 [353] Moby - Porcelain (Clubbed to Death Version by Rob Dougan) (+1)
#39 [350] Hot Chip - Over and Over (-2)
#40 [348] Faithless - We Come 1 (+5)
#41 [346] Cassius - Toop Toop (-3)
#42 [342] Radiohead - Videotape (-1)
#43 [340] UNKLE - Lonely Soul (-1)
#44 [335] Einsturzende Neubauten - Blume (-1)
#45 [333] Björk - Pleasure is all Mine (+1)
#46 [332] Björk - Desired Constellation (-2)
#47 [331] The Future Sound of London - Papua New Guinea (--)
#48 [330] Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out (--)
#49 [330] Björk - Visur Vatnsenda-Rósu (--)
#50 [328] Björk - Vokuro (+6)
#51 [327] Madonna - Drowned World/Substitute For Love (+4)
#52 [324] Moby - Bodyrock (Hybrid's Bodyshock Remix) (-2)
#53 [323] b(if)tek feat. Julee Cruise - Wired For Sound (-1)
#54 [321] 808 State - Pacific (808:98) (+4)
#55 [320] Luke Slater - Stars and Heroes (-4)
#56 [319] Moby - Memory Gospel (-2)
#57 [318] Console - 14 Zero Zero (-4)
#58 [314] William Ørbit - Water From a Vine Leaf (+7)
#59 [310] Peter Bjorn & John - Young Folks (-2)
#60 [310] Gerling - Enter, Space Capsule (Radio Disko Edit) (+2)
#61 [306] DJ Krush - Dig This Vibe (-2)
#62 [304] Pet Shop Boys - Miracles (Radio Edit) (-2)
#63 [301] The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be (-2)
#64 [300] Sash! - Chillout No. 1 (-1)
#65 [297] Pet Shop Boys - I Don't Know What You Want but I Can't Give it Anymore (-1)
#66 [292] Orbital - Halcyon (7" Version) (+3)
#67 [291] Orbital - Petrol (-1)
#68 [287] Moby - Natural Blues (--)
#69 [287] Björk - Triumph of a Heart (-2)
#70 [282] UNKLE - Rabbit in Your Headlights (+1)
#71 [282] Faithless - Drifting Away [Paradiso Mix] (+1)
#72 [280] CoLD SToRAGE - Messij Received (-2)
#73 [275] Underworld - Born Slippy (Nuxx) (+12)
#74 [275] Moby - ARP (-1)
#75 [275] Hybrid - Finished Symphony (+1)
#76 [273] Rui Da Silva feat. Cassandra - Touch Me (Radio Edit) (-2)
#77 [273] Moby - Flying Foxes (-2)
#78 [272] b(if)tek - 3 Seconds of Her (+6)
#79 [269] Hot Chip - Grubbs (-2)
#80 [268] Groove Armada - Dusk, You & Me (+7)
#81 [268] 菅野よう子 [Yoko Kanno] - Pulse (-2)
#82 [266] Björk - Oceania (-4)
#83 [264] Joy Division - Atmosphere (+14)
#84 [261] Ratty - Sunrise (Here I Am) (-4)
#85 [260] Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) (-4)
#86 [258] CoLD SToRAGE - Onyx (-4)
#87 [258] Radiohead - 15 Step (-4)
#88 [257] The Chemical Brothers - The Test (+12)
#89 [256] Faithless - Salva Mea (Way Out West Remix) (-3)
#90 [255] UNKLE - Unreal (RE)
#91 [254] Pet Shop Boys - Can You Forgive Her? (+3)
#92 [251] The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (-3)
#93 [251] The Beta Band - Space Beatle (-5)
#94 [250] Groove Armada - Inside My Mind (Blue Skies) (new)
#95 [250] Chicance feat. Bryan Adams - Don't Give Up (RE)
#96 [249] Rob Dougan - Nothing At All (new)
#97 [248] Björk - Joga (new)
#98 [248] Smash 'N' Grab - Drive Me Crazy (-8)
#99 [246] Luke Slater - Grace (-3)
#100 [246] Sash! feat. Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times (-5)

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 04/24

#1 Edge [--] (17-1-1) (WWE)
For the tenth week running, Edge remains in the statistical top spot on The Kayfabe Countdown, a fact inevitably finite due to his retirement last week. Some of the fun of watching wrestling from this unique perspective will now be seeing who WWE calls upon to replace their most dominant star of 2011! Earlier in the year it seemed Alberto Del Rio (#4) would be the man whose destiny was to be the most winning star in WWE, but now Randy Orton (#3) has taken that confidence. Rey Mysterio (#2) is most poised to do it, taking the fan-favourite second tier that saw Kofi Kingston (#21) overtake Big Show (#8) in 2010, but with injuries brewing there, he probably won't have the distance. Plus, Orton's got the ticket to ride as long as he sits second to John Cena (#41) and Miz (#18), with goons aplenty to run over.

Sin Cara (#68) went 2-0 with a tag victory alongside Cena in an elevation of his credibility as a major signing. Going against The Miz and Alex Riley (#130) was probably a safer scenario for the sometimes stumbling star than Primo Colon (#64), who helped him train in the WWE style, but bungled crucial spots on his first in-ring debut on RAW a week or so ago.
#2 [--] Rey Mysterio (13-6-0) (WWE)
#3 [--] Randy Orton (12-6-0) (WWE)
#4 [--] Alberto Del Rio (11-7-2) (WWE)
#5 [--] Santino Marella (11-10-0) (WWE)
#6 [+1] Robert Roode (9-0-0O) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#7 [+1] James Storm (9-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#8 [RE] Big Show (9-5-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champion]
#9 [--] Eve Torres (9-5-0) (WWE)
#10 [-1] Justin Gabriel (9-9-0) (WWE)

#1 [--] Robert Roode & James Storm (9-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (7-6-0) (WWE)
#3 [--] Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (6-6-0) (WWE)
#4 [+1] Big Show & Kane (5-0-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champions]
#5 [+1] Sarita & Rosita (5-1-0) (TNA) [Knockouts Tag Team Champions]
#6 [-2] Layla & Michelle McCool (5-3-0) (WWE)
#7 [--] Angelina Love & Winter (3-2-0) (TNA)
#8 [--] Shannon Moore & Jesse Neal (3-2-0) (TNA)
#9 [--] Edge & Randy Orton (2-0-0) (WWE)
#10 [--] John Morrison & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records, based on televised matches from WWE and TNA 2011 broadcasts. At present, they includes TNA: Impact!, WWE: RAW, WWE: Smackdown, and monthly Pay-Per-View events. 

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 04/17

#1 Edge [--] (17-1-1) (WWE)
[World Heavyweight Champion]

It was a shocking announcement, but apparently legit: Edge has retired! First impressions were to wonder if the whole thing wasn't just a work, but the sincerity of the delivery made it difficult to argue. Even beyond the obvious immediate symptoms of numbness that Edge had been apparently dealing with -- I wasn't aware of the severity of Edge's injuries. Having my interests distanced from major league wrestling during his rise to the main event (circa 2005-2008), I must have surely missed some of his biggest injuries, and that might have pushed the negativity of my feelings toward Edge further than necessary.

I've often been critical of the low impact nature of Edge's moves. I prefer more grappling than his typical low-contact series of glancing drops and adjacent slips, but now that I know he once broke his neck, I can be a lot more forgiving of that. I wonder if calls for his guaranteed Hall of Fame entry aren't a little generous. I still don't believe he was worthy of the list of accolades he obtained in a rapidfire of very short years. I think he is a figure who helped usher in some of the ugliest years for World Wrestling Entertainment and its top championship belts, but I also feel it is a great shame that he has had to retire, and that he sustained these severe injuries that I previously had no knowledge of. The silver lining to all of this is WWE's Wellness Policy, and the fact that the tests it includes might have protected the future quality of life that Edge will be able to live.

While I would never wish severe injury on anyone, Edge's retirement certainly comes at a convenient juncture. Despite losing at Wrestlemania XVIII, it has been pleasing to see that the Alberto Del Rio (#4) experiment is still alive! He may not be the World Heavyweight Championship, but post-Mania he has been seen to remain strong. Edge's departure also has obvious benefits for Christian (#??) -- his fictional brother who entered WWF barely a year after Edge, but has never held a major championship. The void left makes it a no brainer to serve Christian up as a legitimate champion, even if it is only as a transition to Alberto Del Rio's first reign. It is a terrible human cost that Edge would be in this condition, but it may yet force WWE into a position that is an attractive change of pace for business.

#2 [--] Rey Mysterio (12-6-0) (WWE)
#3 [--] Randy Orton (11-6-0) (WWE)
#4 [--] Alberto Del Rio (11-7-2) (WWE)
#5 [--] Santino Marella (11-9-0) (WWE)
#6 [+3] Justin Gabriel (9-8-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champion]
#7 [RE] Robert Roode (8-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#8 [RE] James Storm (8-1-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]
#9 [-3] Eve Torres (8-5-0) (WWE)
#10 [-3] Chris Masters (8-5-0) (WWE)

#1 [--] Robert Roode & James Storm (8-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (7-5-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champions]
#3 [--] Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (6-6-0) (WWE)
#4 [--] Layla & Michelle McCool (5-3-0) (WWE)
#5 [--] Big Show & Kane (4-0-0) (WWE)
#6 [--] Sarita & Rosita (4-1-0) (TNA) [Knockouts Tag Team Champions]
#7 [--] Angelina Love & Winter (3-2-0) (TNA)
#8 [RE] Shannon Moore & Jesse Neal (3-2-0) (TNA)
#9 [-1] Edge & Randy Orton (2-0-0) (WWE)
#10 [-1] John Morrison & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records, based on televised matches from WWE and TNA 2011 broadcasts. At present, they includes TNA: Impact!, WWE: RAW, WWE: Smackdown, and monthly Pay-Per-View events. 

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 04/10

#1 Edge [--] (17-1-1) (WWE)
[World Heavyweight Champion]

Sin Cara made his eagerly anticipated arrival, getting the better of Sheamus in a surprising choice of starting points. I can't say I was especially wrapped in his revised attire, more colourful than the whites better known to Mistico, but it was certainly an interesting and surprising start! I'm disappointed that the choice of attack doesn't reflect the main event potential hype packages of his signing suggested, but I'm still quite excited by his arrival. He isn't quite the post-Mania debut of a scale like Brock Lesnar or Goldberg, but I dig it.

Less promising is saying goodbye to Superstars, which made its final US broadcast this week. Santino Marella and Chris Masters owe their impressive rankings on the Countdown to the show, which has specialized in offering some of the interesting third-tier talents that aren't seen on RAW and Smackdown every week. Almost a supercharged FCW brand unto itself, Superstars had started developing some great on-going feuds between the likes of Masters and Tyler Reks, which was genuinely interesting. Fortunately, motivated fans can follow Superstars on WWE.com, where it will continue to be available weekly. Superstars will also continue to air in overseas markets.

#2 [--] Rey Mysterio (11-5-0) (WWE)
#3 [--] Randy Orton (11-5-0) (WWE)
#4 [--] Alberto Del Rio (11-7-2) (WWE)
#5 [--] Santino Marella (11-8-0) (WWE)
#6 [--] Eve Torres (8-4-0) (WWE) [Divas Champion]
#7 [--] Chris Masters (8-4-0) (WWE)
#8 [RE] The Big Show (8-4-0) (WWE)
#9 [-1] Justin Gabriel (8-7-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champion]
#10 [-1] Layla (8-7-0) (WWE)

#1 [--] Robert Roode & James Storm (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (6-5-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champions]
#3 [--] Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (6-6-0) (WWE)
#4 [--] Layla & Michelle McCool (5-3-0) (WWE)
#5 [--] Big Show & Kane (4-0-0) (WWE)
#6 [--] Sarita & Rosita (4-1-0) (TNA) [Knockouts Tag Team Champions]
#7 [--] Angelina Love & Winter (3-2-0) (TNA)
#8 [--] Edge & Randy Orton (2-0-0) (WWE)
#9 [--] John Morrison & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#10 [--] Rey Mysterio & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)

Superstar Spotlight:
#123 Christopher Daniels

(0-1-0) (TNA)

Sin Cara (Mistico) made a big splash with his debut on RAW, but in the interest of spreading the love (and awareness), I've got to turn the spotlight on "The Fallen Angel", Christopher Daniels!

The "piss ant" (as he was called by Ric Flair in a stunned promo) made a return to TNA, presumably abandoning the now television-less Ring of Honor, which he jumped ship to last year. It's a glimmer of hope in an otherwise matte finish for Total Non-Stop Action, who as a company seem to be content to resigning themselves to a minimum of wrestling on TV, and a string of familiar old scenarios.

Daniels has flirted with the big time before in TNA and as the TNA Championship situation says goodbye to Jeff Hardy and hello to a limited and repetitive routine of Rob Van Dam, Ken Anderson, and Sting, I'm going to hope that Daniels can find his way into the picture. It would certainly be refreshing for this lingering Hogan/Bischoff era to finally crown a champion who hasn't had his best days in WWF or WCW.

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records, based on televised matches from WWE and TNA 2011 broadcasts. At present, they includes TNA: Impact!, WWE: RAW, WWE: Superstars, WWE: Smackdown, and monthly Pay-Per-View events. 

Sunday, April 03, 2011

Wrestling: The Kayfabe Countdown - 04/03

#1 Edge [--] (17-1-1) (WWE)
[World Heavyweight Champion]

Another Wrestlemania, another disappointment...

On paper, this had the potential to be a card that bucked against the trend of underwhelming shows, but alas, the opportunity was squandered. The tone was set with the pre-show announcement that Bryan Danielson (#19) and Sheamus (#31) would be relegated to dark match status in their US Championship match, later to be wrapped up in annual battle royal shenanigans. Edge and Alberto Del Rio were relegated to the opening match -- not necessarily a negative placement for this type of exciting encounter -- but an insult to the tradition of the Royal Rumble winner as a main event contender. Their bout was given little time and little inspiration, but probably sits in the positive half of the show review, never the less. Rey Mysterio and Cody Rhodes (#41) did good business with a fun Captain America nod from Rey, Jerry Lawler (#55) and Michael Cole (#84) overstayed their welcome with a result that made it all seem for moot. Finally The Rock came back to Wrestlemania, and finally The Rock came back to do a move, but in the end, it was a convoluted finish with a rusted silver lining -- John Cena (#47) loses, but The Miz (#15) wins. Bittersweet. Ultimately, for any positive, it was another Undertaker [see spotlight] year, with his match against Triple H easily the only reason to really buy -- something I did not do, and something I won't do (on DVD).

Meanwhile, observant readers must note the (somewhat expected) departure of TNA's representation in the joint statistical top ten. There will be time for this to be reversed if TNA latch on to a prominent posterboy in the next few months, but without that, it's a last hurrah from Robert Roode as his Beer Money partner, James Storm (#11), slips just outside the stack. With that companys problems I'm not sure I would expect anything else, but... it's an instinctive alarm bell for a fan of their potential.

#2 [--] Rey Mysterio (10-5-0) (WWE)
#3 [+1] Randy Orton (10-5-0) (WWE)
#4 [-1] Alberto Del Rio (9-7-2) (WWE) [Royal Rumble]
#5 [new] Santino Marella (9-8-0) (WWE)
#6 [-1] Eve Torres (8-4-0) (WWE) [Divas Champion]
#7 [-1] Chris Masters (8-4-0) (WWE)
#8 [-1] Justin Gabriel (8-6-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champion]
#9 [-1] Layla (8-6-0) (WWE)
#10 [-1] Robert Roode (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champion]

#1 [--] Robert Roode & James Storm (7-0-0) (TNA) [Tag Team Champions]
#2 [--] Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (6-4-0) (WWE) [Tag Team Champions]
#3 [--] Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (6-6-0) (WWE)
#4 [--] Layla & Michelle McCool (5-2-0) (WWE)
#5 [new] Big Show & Kane (3-0-0) (WWE)
#6 [-1] Sarita & Rosita (3-1-0) (TNA) [Knockouts Tag Team Champions]
#7 [-1] Angelina Love & Winter (3-2-0) (TNA)
#8 [-1] Edge & Randy Orton (2-0-0) (WWE)
#9 [-1] John Morrison & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)
#10 [-1] Rey Mysterio & R-Truth (2-0-0) (WWE)

Superstar Spotlight:
#85 Undertaker
(1-0-0) (WWE)

Heading into this match, there was a lot of speculation about whether or not Undertaker was even physically capable of pulling it off. Deciding who would contend the covetted "streak" spot came late, the build only a month long. If you were watching during the month, you were hopefully convinced a little bit more each week, until expectations made this one of the biggest matches on the card -- and if you watched Wrestlemania XVII -- I hope you were able to enjoy it to that fullest extent.

Undertaker and Triple H (#122) went on to have what I believe was the only really significant match on the card. Some critics may subscribe to the idea that it walked ground already bravely pioneered by Shawn Michaels, but I think the tone was inevitably different with Triple H. This was less a wrestling match and more a violent epic between two mythological creatures. Finishing moves were less constructs of a conceptually rule driven performance-sport, and more akin to claps of thunder as two titans collided. Arsenals were obliterated -- as was furniture -- as the pair blitzed WWE's soft PG policy and wrapped a chair around with violent intent. The match didn't really veer into the nineties garbage style hardcore showcase that both have touched upon in the past, and I consider that a compliment.

On a Wrestlemania card that gambled away its wrestling credentials for questionable non-wrestlers, I appreciated a tense finish that dovetailed back to the wrestling arena, seeing two spent men locked together in a final test of wills. Undertaker's gogoplata "Hells Gate" submission was the perfect, fluid transition to an end, which saw Triple H desperately, blindly reaching for a sledge hammer that failed to finish a job that not even multiple pedigrees or a tombstone piledriver could. The Game was finished. Undertaker won.

It seems this was the first Wrestlemania in a long time that finished with no titles changing hands. As nostalgia for the micro-era where Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar competed in the main event in a wrestler's wrestling match grips me, I wish that fact meant more. If nothing else, at least Undertaker and Triple H made it count.

The Kayfabe Countdown is based on the cumulative tally of wrestler win/loss records, based on televised matches from WWE and TNA 2010 broadcasts. At present, they includes TNA: Impact!, WWE: RAW, WWE: Superstars, WWE: Smackdown, and monthly Pay-Per-View events. Blogger errors delayed the publication of this post until April 10.